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Quote: zooo @ November 29 2010, 11:23 PM GMT

On the plus side, means I might get a boy (which I would prefer, for some reason).

If you procreate with Aaron, chances are it's going to look like a bird no matter what genitals the doctor says it has, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

How ruuuude!

It will have a lovely head of hair though, you're right.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 29 2010, 11:45 PM GMT

If you procreate with Aaron, chances are it's going to look like a bird no matter what genitals the doctor says it has, so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Aaron is very manly, he just so happens to have lovely hair...and a cute ass

Quote: sootyj @ November 29 2010, 11:48 PM GMT

Aaron is very manly, he just so happens to have lovely hair...and a cute ass

All true.

Quote: DaButt @ November 29 2010, 8:06 PM GMT

Let's chip in and buy HMS Invincible: http://tinyurl.com/2fukspr

'engines removed'

No problem, cut a few holes in the side and get 120 chavs chained to oars.

Feeling broody Zooo? :)

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 30 2010, 12:14 AM GMT

No problem, cut a few holes in the side and get 120 chavs chained to oars.

Laughing out loud

Wikileaks publishes Santa's Christmas list

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2551

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 30 2010, 12:36 AM GMT

Feeling broody Zooo? :)

:D Only for kittens at the moment.

One Direction are 'playing a gig' in Wolverhampton next week.

According to the local rag .

"Free tickets for the gig will go on sale at 10am on Monday with just two allowed per person."

I wonder how much they are?

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 30 2010, 12:14 AM GMT

'engines removed'

No problem, cut a few holes in the side and get 120 chavs chained to oars.

It's a shame to scrap a vessel only 30 years old.

It would make a heck of a floating hotel though.

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They could have deck games . .

Get some of those plastic tray sledge things and a hold full of chavs. Strap a chav on a tray, connect to the catapult launch device and wheeee !

Whoever gets their chav furthest wins!

:P

Quote: billwill @ December 4 2010, 7:12 PM GMT

It's a shame to scrap a vessel only 30 years old.

We could flog it to the Austrian navy.

Quote: billwill @ December 4 2010, 7:12 PM GMT

It's a shame to scrap a vessel only 30 years old.

I agree. Our oldest carrier will celebrate its 50th birthday next year.

Quote: DaButt @ December 4 2010, 11:32 PM GMT

I agree. Our oldest carrier will celebrate its 50th birthday next year.

Like most MOD purchases it was outdated before it even went into service

Quote: billwill @ December 4 2010, 7:12 PM GMT

It would make a heck of a floating hotel though.

I've spent the night at this place: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/RMS_Queen_Mary

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