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Things I'm hoping Wikileaks reveal Page 4
The real reasons my sitcom didn't make the final cut for C4's 2009 Comedy Showcase season. It wouldn't surprise me to discover that you could trace that travesty to a path of corruption leading all the way to the top! 
who let the dogs out?
Where did my Rosemary go?
And did love know?
Who invented gayness?
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 1 2010, 11:39 PM GMTThe real reasons my sitcom didn't make the final cut for C4's 2009 Comedy Showcase season. It wouldn't surprise me to discover that you could trace that travesty to a path of corruption leading all the way to the top!
The illuminati in league with the Bilderberg group and Colonel Saunders
you hadn't paid enough special comedy tax.
Adam Sandler pays his in full and bang on time.
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 1 2010, 10:34 PM GMTI'm hoping Wikileaks tells me why the old bitch up the road walks her yappy little dog at precisely the same time as I walk my labrador, no matter what time of day I do it. And why everytime she goes "Oooohhhg, please keep here away she frightens me".
She wants to have sex with you. Whilst both of your dogs watch.
Did you never wonder why she walks her dog in stocks, sussies and an erotic lumber support basque?
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Also I'd like to know why big fat Middlesbrough girls favour leggings. And why, if I watch it long enough, my scrotum begins to undulate by itself as if there're two squirming alien egg-pods inside getting ready to burst forth.[/quote]
So if they forget they're pregnant and give birth in the chippy the baby doesn't hit the floor.
Quote: zooo @ December 1 2010, 10:36 PM GMTAgain, TMI.
Did your speakers ever make that scary noise again? Not to freak you out by reminding you...
Oh yeah they did - I found out what it was. I had another site open which notifies you of a personal message by bizarrely playing a loud human sigh. That sounds dodgy doesn't it? It wasn't a porn site, honest.
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 2 2010, 9:18 AM GMTOh yeah they did - I found out what it was. I had another site open which notifies you of a personal message by bizarrely playing a loud human sigh. That sounds dodgy doesn't it? It wasn't a porn site, honest.
Glad that's been solved. And that it wasn't something more sinister!
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 2 2010, 9:18 AM GMTIt wasn't a porn site, honest.
I think you ought to let the jury decide for themselves. My votes in.
I AM GOD AND I'M NOT HAVING IT!- KINDLY REFRAIN.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 1 2010, 11:39 PM GMTThe real reasons my sitcom didn't make the final cut for C4's 2009 Comedy Showcase season. It wouldn't surprise me to discover that you could trace that travesty to a path of corruption leading all the way to the top!
What, Aaron 
Why we3 even bothered to bid for the world cup.
Why anybody even wanted the World Cup here. Has everybody forgotten just how cringey the Euro 96 opening ceremony was?
I'd like Wikileaks to reveal the truth behind the mysterious death of its founder, on the eve of his trial for sex crimes beyond the vilest stretches of the human imagination. Bit premature maybe, but with the Americans and the Russians pissed off, I doubt he'll be around to take delivery of a free DVD player when he signs up for the Over 55s Sun Alliance coffin payment plan.
In Sweden tipping your hat at a woman in Sweden can count as rape
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2010, 11:31 PM GMTIn Sweden tipping your hat at a woman in Sweden can count as rape
Where was that again? Sweden you say?
Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2010, 11:31 PM GMTIn Sweden tipping your hat at a woman in Sweden can count as rape
What if I embark on a rape spree in Sweden without wearing a hat?
You'd be the perfect sexual predator you monster