Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2010, 6:14 PM GMTOh yeah. Nasty bastards, though, dogs. That's why I prefer cats.
If house cats were dog sized, they would tear you to pieces without a second thought.
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Quote: bigfella @ December 3 2010, 6:38 PM GMTSo what did you do to the woman?
Nothing. I'm English.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 3 2010, 6:39 PM GMTIf house cats were dog sized, they would tear you to pieces without a second thought.
You maybe.
Quote: chipolata @ December 3 2010, 6:43 PM GMTYou maybe.
Yes, if I was the size of a dog, I would tear you apart without a second thought.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 3 2010, 6:38 PM GMTMatthew has agreed to go into work on a Saturday. Idiot.
Me to. Except I didn't agree. Super End to a super day
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 3 2010, 6:39 PM GMTIf house cats were dog sized, they would tear you to pieces without a second thought.
They might do that affectionate kneading thing with their paws and accidentally puncture a lung.
Milking 
all my cats do that to blankets.
Ben's had far too much fun on here tonight, so is off again.
Listening to some great music having a beer, and chilling out. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh........Excelllent.
RIP phone. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 3 2010, 10:15 PM GMTRIP phone.
Oh no! Get a smexy phone like mine RObyn!!! Now you old hunk of junk is dead,
Yeh get a better one phones are ace now sez Sootyj
Phones is phones.
Unless almost U shaped and broken. Then they're just plastic and wiring.
Poor phone!
Were you emotionally attached?
I was, however stupidly, emotionally attached to the texts I'd saved but which have disappeared in swapping my sim card to a phone with less memory.