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Meat.......or beet? Page 30

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 3 2010, 1:46 PM GMT

Decided I'm going to do a Christmas dinner this weekend.

What makes it a Christmas dinner?

This is what I did for last year's pseaudo Christmas dinner. Rolled belly pork with pork and sage stuffing. The crackling was awesome after it was cooked. And then for supper we had the cold meat with plum chutney. PHWOAR.

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Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2010, 1:55 PM GMT

What makes it a Christmas dinner?

It'll have pigs in blankets and shit. And I wil buy Christmas crackers.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 3 2010, 1:56 PM GMT

It'll have pigs in blankets and shit.

I used to love them. Will make a veggie alternative, not as good but it will do.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 3 2010, 1:56 PM GMT

And I wil buy Christmas crackers.

Ah!

Any thought for the Baby Gee?

Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2010, 1:58 PM GMT

I used to love them. Will make a veggie alternative, not as good but it will do.

This year mine will be wrapped in pancetta.

Ah!

Any thought for the Baby Gee?

Baby jibjibs? There are more interesting fictional characters to muse over of a Sunday.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 3 2010, 2:00 PM GMT

This year mine will be wrapped in pancetta.

Not Billy Bear Meat?

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Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 3 2010, 2:00 PM GMT

Baby jibjibs? There are more interesting fictional characters to muse over of a Sunday.

Like Moses?

Quote: Leevil @ December 3 2010, 2:05 PM GMT

Not Billy Bear Meat?

I threw up all everywhere.

Like Moses?

Exactly like Moses.

They make Billy Bear Meat by actually thinly slicing off a bear's face. Until they get past the eye balls because then it just becomes 'bear meat' which sounds a bit gay.

:D

Duck lovers pay attention - down in south west France a french farmer has been arrested for stuffing his 'live' duck full of cannabis leaves prior to slaughter and sale....apparently it was quite popular!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 3 2010, 1:56 PM GMT

It'll have pigs in blankets and sh*t.

I think I would prefer stuffing with my pigs in blankets.

I'll be having a nut roast I think.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 3 2010, 2:56 PM GMT

I'll be having a nut roast I think.

I'm just gonna get one of these. Not had one before but I like other Linda Mac' stuff. So it can't be too bad. Hoping.

http://www.lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/vegetarianroast.php

That looks wrong.

Yeah but at least I can be rest assured the farmer didn't jizz in it.

Laughing out loud

Used that one before Leevil?

Tis a gudden!

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