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He's certainly half the man he used to be.

Quote: chipolata @ December 1 2010, 8:44 PM GMT

I think bigfella's a bit of a milksop. Who lets themselves go without heat in this weather? GROW A PAIR!

I can't believe he fell for the old "you need a new boiler" scam.

Brewing 5 gallons of Scottish ale for my neighbor's birthday party in January.

Made the most ridiculously rich chocolate brownies ever. I thought my arm was going to snap when I tried to stir the batter.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 2 2010, 12:30 AM GMT

I thought my arm was going to snap when I tried to stir the batter.

I had a similar worry when I was a teenage boy...

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 2 2010, 12:31 AM GMT

I had a similar worry when I was a teenage boy...

Laughing out loud

You were actually my first guess for a smarmy response!

;)

Snowy here now.

People stuck on a train have described it as a nightmare. While I sympathise with their predicament, I think they're confusing 'nightmare' with 'inconvenience'. If they want a real 'nightmare', I'll bring around the car battery and genital clamps.

Quote: Nogget @ December 2 2010, 7:25 AM GMT

I'll bring around the car battery and genital clamps.

Do you live far from South Wales?

Quote: chipolata @ December 1 2010, 8:44 PM GMT

I think bigfella's a bit of a milksop. Who lets themselves go without heat in this weather? GROW A PAIR!

Do you want a fight?

IT HAS FINALLY SNOWED HERE!

Quote: roscoff @ December 2 2010, 8:29 AM GMT

Do you live far from South Wales?

If you live there, you already know what 'nightmare' means.

Quote: olijba @ December 1 2010, 8:27 PM GMT

Cthulhu ate our plumber... even after I told him about all the water he could get out of it. Silly Cthulhu...

Mind you, he made a nice sandwich out of him.

Is Cthulhu a monster?

Ellie was on the train this morning and a man next to her was eating something but it was obviously very pleasurable for him by the sound of the sexual noises coming from him.

Of course, we all stood there and looked embarassed rather than saying anything.

I got the giggles though.

Ewwww. But also lol.
I really hate other peoples' eating noises. Blurgh.

mmmm. Morning.

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