I know a few shows have parodied who do you think you are recently but this is my quite twisted this is your life/who do you think you are sketch.
Presenter: Well we're here with a very interesting show for you this evening, This is Mr Geoff Wickham and he grew up an orphan, with no love or friends or meaning in his life, isn't that right Geoff?
Geoff: (pause) errr yes
Presenter: awww, well I have a special surprise for you, Geoff we have tracked down your biological parents
Geoff: (shocked and excited) wow
Presenter: and their both dead
Geoff: oh
Presenter: but we can tell you about their history and perhaps shed some light on why you had to grow up in such heart rendering conditions, would you like that?
Geoff: yes, please
Presenter: well you grew up in Lincoln didn't you but your Mother actually travelled round a lot and that's because she was a...whore! How does that make you feel?
Geoff: not good
Presenter: no not good is it?
Geoff: no
Presenter: so your mother gave you up so she could continue whoring, all over the country until she contracted both syphillis and gonorrhea, the doctors aren't sure which killed her first. Maybe better news for your Father
Geoff: I.....I should hope so
Presenter: well there's not your father was a renowned rapist
Geoff: Jesus
Presenter: He fled England for America but old habits die hard and he was hung after one ratherviolent homosexual rape, how does that make you feel?
Geoff: Well a bit.....I don't know...It's a lot to take in
Presenter: mmmmhmmm it is, we did out and this is some good news that you do have one fully biological sibling, we're sure you have many half brothers and sisters but that would be too many to track down because your mum was a....(he waits for Geoff to inervene)
Geoff: whore
Presenter: that's right Geoff a whore, now here is the good news yyou got married recently didn't you Geoff?
Geoff: yes
Presenter: make you happy?
Geoff: very, it's great we're hoping to start a family soon
Presnter: ooooh don't think you should
Geoff: excuse me
Presenter: because Geoff da da da da your wife is also your sister, isn't that great?
Geoff: no, are you joking?
Presenter: not at all you have married and quite likely had intercourse with your sister slash wife and that is about all we have time for, enjoy yourself Geoff?
Geoff:....well
Presenter: Brilliant (starts waving to camera then to Geoff) wave
Geoff: what?
Presenter: wave
Geoff waves to camera half heartedly
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