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New script for debut gig. (I've binned the old on Page 2

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ December 1 2010, 11:46 AM GMT

He's agreeing with Sooty in regard to troll-feeding.

In zat case, his name vill also go on ze list. Angry

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 1 2010, 11:11 AM GMT

frightened,

Who's frightened? Eh?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 1 2010, 12:33 PM GMT

Who's frightened? Eh?

I imagine it's those who have asked the mirror on the wall "Who is the funniest of them all?" and received a less-than-heartening reply.

Veronica, everyone is reacting to you. If you and your alter egos weren't here. THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

If there is a clique, you aren't joining it. Hahahahaaa. *points*

Quote: Leevil @ December 1 2010, 1:42 PM GMT

If you . . . weren't here. THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

Hitler used that argument to justify the murder of 6 million Jews.

You should be utterly ashamed, Leevil.

How very insensitive of you.

But what do you think of my new script.
I don't want to do this gig and get laughed of the stage.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ December 1 2010, 1:50 PM GMT

But what do you think of my new script.
I don't want to do this gig and get laughed of the stage.

Quality Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ December 1 2010, 1:42 PM GMT

If there is a clique, you aren't joining it. Hahahahaaa. *points*

That's not for you to say, Leevil.

You're not in the clique.

You have no power over them.

It's them that control YOU.

I like the idea that I have power over people on here. Sadly untrue. Apart from Gavin, I can make that bitch do whatever I want.

Good luck with the gig Jerf. Let us know where and when and I'll try to get along to support you. There can't be many 70-year-old ex-plagiarist debut stand-ups.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 1 2010, 1:46 PM GMT

Hitler used that argument to justify the murder of 6 million Jews.

You should be utterly ashamed, Leevil.

I haven't read the site rules for a while but shouldn't a mod close this thread now it's been Godwinned?

Quote: Afinkawan @ December 1 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

Shouldn't a mod close this thread now it's been Godwinned?

Quote: zooo @ November 24 2010, 2:39 PM GMT

How about you leave the modding to the mods?

Quote: Leevil @ December 1 2010, 1:42 PM GMT

Veronica, everyone is reacting to you. If you and your alter egos weren't here. THERE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

If there is a clique, you aren't joining it. Hahahahaaa. *points*

You're approaching this from the wrong angle, Leevil. Veronica was created for the very sake of provoking a reaction. She exists to sew the seeds of uncertainty, thereby putting off any potential new users of the forum. The tactic this time is to build on the idea of a "clique" and create a character who offers overenthusiastic advice to a sub-personality, all the while predicting an inevitable banning, thereby becoming a martyr figure to his fans.

Frankly I find this low rent Mr Biffo drivel tedious to the extreme but certainly some seem to find it interesting. Maybe if they knew more about the man who propagates this stuff they'd be less inclined to entertain his curious vendetta against amateur comedy writers but I don't blame those unfamiliar with his MO. In any case, the only way he's going to stop playing this game is if the law catches up to him (and there's plenty to play with when they do) or he finally finds peace in the hereafter. I'm easy either way.

Quote: Afinkawan @ December 1 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

I haven't read the site rules for a while but shouldn't a mod close this thread now it's been Godwinned?

You are correct.

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