New script for debut gig. (I've binned the old on

Three nuns go into a brothel.(you never have to finish that old joke, the first line is enough to get audience attention.)
laugh break,or sootyj in the trade
Pretty girl walks past building site.
Builder shouts....cooeee.
Girl ignores him, patronising little bitch.
Builder shouts louder....COOOEEE
Girl ignores him again... she's starting to get on my nerves.
Builder shouts at top of voice.....OI CLOTH EARS, FUCKIN COOOEEE.
laugh break
Some racist jokes are complimentary, like
Black geezers have got massive knobs.
laugh break

Panic at X Factor. Cheryl Cole has split a lip, Simon fears she won't be able to mime properly.
4laughs in 2mins = 30secs per joke. This conforms to EU directive 77485421
The standardisation of jokes policy.
Sorry, I still think being cremated in a burned out pick-up truck, or fly-tipped
at a beauty-spot is quite funny, come on DB give me a break,thanks Veronica.

Are you having a breakdown??

I feel this character is reaching its natural conclusion. Time for another?

"Are you talkin to me", David, English is not my first language and I'm begining to doubt it's yours. What are you talking about, What character
what conclusion, Time for another what?
You are supposed to comment on the work,

Ffs

The amount of feeding going on here is akin to the first murder in Seven.

They appear drawn like moths to a flame, Sooty.

I don't understand it.

Therefore it probably isn't funny.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ December 1 2010, 9:43 AM GMT

Panic at X Factor. Cheryl Cole has split a lip, Simon fears she won't be able to mime properly.

4laughs in 2mins = 30secs per joke. This conforms to EU directive 77485421
The standardisation of jokes policy.

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I hate to see someone starve. These made me do this:

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 1 2010, 10:52 AM GMT

They appear drawn like moths to a flame, Sooty.

I don't understand it.

Therefore it probably isn't funny.

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Not to you, if you don't understand it, no. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.

You see this one is funny. Good stuff Jerf.

Veroniroodeye the Mercilitz- Even those of us who tolerate you (because you can be funny and insightful) are starting to think you are now just becoming annoying. Word to the wise, pack it in before you alienate everyone and someone posts a thread about just ignoring all of your personalities.

Quote: Will Cam @ December 1 2010, 11:01 AM GMT

Veroniroodeye the Mercilitz- Even those of us who tolerate you (because you can be funny and insightful) are starting to think you are now just becoming annoying. Word to the wise, pack it in before you alienate everyone and someone posts a thread about just ignoring all of your personalities.

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But, surely, only the very weak-minded would fail to laugh derisively at such a sad, frightened, paranoid thread.

Anyone with a brain and a pair of balls (real or metaphorical) would laugh uproariously at the suggestion that every talented writer on this board is me.

Stotty, No I'm not having a breakdown, why, do you still work for the AA

I used to be a stand-comic for a living, I had to get a job, I was starving.

Quote: sootyj @ December 1 2010, 10:20 AM GMT

Ffs

The amount of feeding going on here is akin to the first murder in Seven.

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I don't understand Johnny's posting above.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ December 1 2010, 11:43 AM GMT

I don't understand Johnny's posting above.

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He's agreeing with Sooty in regard to troll-feeding.