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Things I'm hoping Wikileaks reveal

How much Michelle Obama can benchpress
Recipe for KFC 7 herbs and spices
Does FIFA have WMDs?
Who's Barrack Obama's dealer?
Who keeps funding Adam Sandler films?
Who exactly is the clique....?

An explanation of the difference between 'affect' and 'effect' that doesn't leave me confused.
How good Ryan Giggs would have been if he'd also used his right foot throughout his career.
What Bo' Selecta was all about.

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ December 1 2010, 9:54 AM GMT

An explanation of the difference between 'affect' and 'effect' that doesn't leave me confused.

'Affect' is the verb, 'effect' is the noun. Sort of.

Who is the mysterious Zorro like figure that Dan is?
How Goerge Osbourne can go about in the daylight
The end of the Sopranos
What is the diference between a duck?

How much wood a woodcutter could actually cut (if he could cut woodcut wood)
The difference between Ed Milliband and plankton
The location of the farm where all young children are told their elderly pets went to
Why Brian Cant isn't on TV anymore
Why do fools fall in love

Quote: sootyj @ December 1 2010, 10:18 AM GMT

What is the diference between a duck?

You know full well Sootyj that one of its legs is both the same.

But what the hell does that mean!

How many actual human beings post on the BCG?
Why 10 million people watch Xfactor and 1 million watch Peepshow?
What's the point?

Where I've left my raincoat

Who Dale Winton's agent is, 'cos he's a genius.

Why do fools fall in love?

At Dale Winton's

Thats me and thanks

Because you can't resist his orange glow

What is a "Grab Bag"?

Things I'm hoping Wikileaks reveal...

Where the key to our back door is
How the West was Won
Who's Leaving Who and why that's confusing to Hazel Dean

Quote: sootyj @ December 1 2010, 9:27 AM GMT

Recipe for KFC 7 herbs and spices

1 tablespoon of dried rosemary leaves
1 tablespoon of dried wild marjoram leaves
1 tablespoon of powdered Kitchen sage leaves
1 teaspoon of dried and powdered ginger
1 teaspoon of dried sweet marjoram leaves
1 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
3 tablespoons of brown sugar
3 tablespoons of dry and minced parsley leaves
1 teaspoon of pepper
1 tablespoon of paprika powder
2 tablespoons garlic salt
2 tablespoons onion salt
2 tablespoons powdered chicken soup cubes
1 package of tomato soup mix

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 1 2010, 5:34 PM GMT

1 tablespoon of dried rosemary leaves
1 tablespoon of dried wild marjoram leaves
1 tablespoon of powdered Kitchen sage leaves
1 teaspoon of dried and powdered ginger
1 teaspoon of dried sweet marjoram leaves
1 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
3 tablespoons of brown sugar
3 tablespoons of dry and minced parsley leaves
1 teaspoon of pepper
1 tablespoon of paprika powder
2 tablespoons garlic salt
2 tablespoons onion salt
2 tablespoons powdered chicken soup cubes
1 package of tomato soup mix

Per chicken wing? Wow, powerful stuff

Why my thighs hurt today.
Where do socks disappear to.
Why shit happens.

Quote: Tuumble @ December 1 2010, 4:55 PM GMT

Things I'm hoping Wikileaks reveal...

Where the key to our back door is
The last place you put it

How the West was Won
Whisky, guns and whores

Who's Leaving Who and why that's confusing to Hazel Dean
We are led to assume by the lyrics that both Hazel and her unidentified partner are unhappy in their relationship and that there is a common consensus that the relationship if over. Who is the 'leaver', and who is the 'left' is deliberately ambiguous.

I hope this helps Tuumble.

Quote: Will Cam @ December 1 2010, 5:53 PM GMT

I hope this helps Tuumble.

Yes, but who is the unidentified lover? Stock, Aitken or Waterman?

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