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Quote: bigfella @ November 29 2010, 3:10 PM GMT

Well my man has to get up extra early to boil the water for my bath. And we are burning enough peasents to keep us going.

Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ November 29 2010, 3:10 PM GMT

What's the deal with the lengthy repair times? I'm sure that if my water heater or central heat/air unit died I could have it replaced by the next day.

That's because you live in Obama's Socialist Paradise, my friend. Angelic

Quote: EllieJP @ November 29 2010, 3:10 PM GMT

Oh no, what a shame. It's tough to get going, but once you do you'll love it. I can't believe I can't go anymore. :(

Why can't you go anymore again?

If it's any consolation Big Fella, my heating is working fine, as it the multi-fuel stove I have in my living room. Most nights it chucks out so much heat that we have to open the doors.

But, we all have our cross to bear...

**In case of emergency please cut and paste: "F**k off Will Cam you smug bastard"**

Quote: bigfella @ November 29 2010, 2:58 PM GMT

Boiler packed in 10 days ago.

Lucky to be alive so the man said.

Which is nice.

Quote: chipolata @ November 29 2010, 3:33 PM GMT

That
Why can't you go anymore again?

I live too far away. I am now cycling 17 miles a day and it's too much to do bootcamp too.

Status on Oli J

Hoovering done, mopping next and washing up. Cthulhu still being a lazy bastard and slithering all over the sofa watching Friends on E4. I chose the wrong housemate...

You have a snake as a housemate?

No, he has Cthulu as a housemate! Keep up, smellie!

Quote: bigfella @ November 29 2010, 11:58 AM GMT

How do you get Broadband there Gav?

In west Wales the broadband is done by out-of-work miners standing on top of mountains and passing messages by flashing their old Davis mining lamps by covering & uncovering them with their miners helmets.

Quote: billwill @ November 29 2010, 4:52 PM GMT

In west Wales the broadband is done by out-of-work miners standing on top of mountains and passing messages by flashing their old Davis mining lamps by covering & uncovering them with their miners helmets.

That's how fibre optics works. Everyone knows that.

Quote: Leevil @ November 29 2010, 1:23 PM GMT

Internet is going damn slow today. :(

http://www.datahighways.co.uk/internet.htm

Quote: bigfella @ November 29 2010, 2:36 PM GMT

Srill no heating or hot water at Chez Bigfella

I sympathise, knowing exactly how you feel.

Bright blue thundersnow again. It's the aliens! GET TO THE BUNKER.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 29 2010, 5:17 PM GMT

Bright blue thundersnow again. It's the aliens! GET TO THE BUNKER.

What the hell is bright blue thundersnow.

Picture please.

It's too fast for me to photograph! We're getting thunder storms at the same time as the snow, and when that happens the lightening is bright blue! It's only sheet lightening so there's not even anything to snap.

Coool!

We are having literally no weather here.

Quote: zooo @ November 29 2010, 5:47 PM GMT

Coool!

We are having literally no weather here.

But no weather is weather

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