British Comedy Guide

Visual sketch.

SCENE.....Hospital car-park.

Man on bed being drip-fed.

Beside bed are four people in full Islamic burkas

They are miming to the song, 'Stand By Your Man'

The only movement are the pieces of fabric covering the mouths.

The fabric rises and falls in time with the song.

You just earned yourself a Eh? .

That's very funny, Jerf - in a 'Let's all get blown up' kind of way. Laughing out loud

Veronica, Read your comments on other peoples work. you seem to know your stuff. Are you a pro.

Would I have said that if you had condemned my effort?

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ November 29 2010, 10:21 AM GMT

Veronica, Read your comments on other peoples work. you seem to know your stuff.

That's very kind of you, Jerf. However, I feei it might have earned you a place on the official list of people who are very probably me in disguise.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ November 29 2010, 10:21 AM GMT

Are you a pro.

You might well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ November 29 2010, 10:21 AM GMT

Would I have said that if you had condemned my effort?

Possibly not but, had I condemned your effort, your reservations would been justified.

Jerf, the 'R' key is very near the 'F' key on the keyboard, is 'Jerf' a typo of 'Jeff'?

Not all Muslims are bombers.My friend Mohamed has a terrific sense of humour,so have his wives, he says he often hears chuckling coming from the Burkas, and sometimes, huffing, puffing and panting, though he's not sure what's that about

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ November 30 2010, 9:18 AM GMT

he says he often hears chuckling coming from the Burkas, and sometimes, huffing, puffing and panting, though he's not sure what's that about

It's an ancient Islamic practice known as 'burking off'.

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