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*dies*

I want to hug a monkey. That's not a euphemism. And to remove any doubt I'll say I want to squeeze a chimp.

Dammit!

>_<

Due to losing literally half of one of my finger nails due to a terrible alcohol related sock incident, I am chopping off all of my lovely fingernails.

argh

That is gross.

Quote: zooo @ November 28 2010, 2:21 PM GMT

That is gross.

Now when I say half a nail, you must first consider that they were already very long. It's short enough that it looks f**king weird, but not short enough to look disgusting!

I've chopped all of my nails off now- I'm not used to being able to feel my fingertips like this. It feels awful. They'll have grown back in no time though.

Oh good. Not a raw red exposed finger end situation then.
Blurgh.

I think nail varnish looks better on shorter fingernails. Less claw like.

Sock incident!?

Quote: zooo @ November 28 2010, 2:28 PM GMT

Oh good. Not a raw red exposed finger end situation then.
Blurgh.

I think nail varnish looks better on shorter fingernails. Less claw like.

Oh no not nearly that bad. Has exposed some tender skin though :( I took pictures so I could document the emotional pain I am feeling now.

I love my long nails- file them most days so they can't get freakishly long and tallon-like.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 28 2010, 2:34 PM GMT

Sock incident!?

I tried to remove a sock with a bit too much vigour when getting into bed after a boozy Friday night. Mistake. Lots of pain.

Almost all of my Christmas shopping done in an hour and a half; BOOM.

Ha! What did you get?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 28 2010, 1:46 PM GMT

I'd like to hug a lion.

There are places in Thailand where you can put a fully grown tiger in a headlock for $20.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 28 2010, 3:21 PM GMT

There are places in Thailand where you can put a fully grown man in a headlock for $20.

And they let you have the 6th go for free when you gave them a $100

Animatic done. Need to redo some of the voices pop in some new audio cues then onto the animating :D But for the rest of the evening...

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