The Anti-Social Network.
Geeky twat invents a website so that fat ugly bitches can write nasty things about the fit birds.
Worst idea for a movie Page 22
Yazoolander. Overweight songstress is brainwashed by evil fashion guru into trying to kill the prime minister of Cornwall. Then inexplicably loses weight and turns into Ben Stiller. It's a keeper.
Bromancing The Stone
Ant and Dec try to shake off a crazed loony trying to kill them as they run around a very small area of jungle in Australia.
Jewel in Carlisle
Follow-up as the crazed loony chases them all the way to a very wet patch of field in the Lake District. With Noel Edmonds as the loony.
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ November 26 2010, 3:13 PM GMTBromancing The Stone
Ant and Dec try to shake off a crazed loony trying to kill them as they run around a very small area of jungle in Australia.
I used the line 'Bromancing the Stone' in an old YouTube vid that was all about bro puns. That was a long time ago. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm better than you.
Another 48 Tours- Hilarious comedy wear Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy are killed by a roadside bomb in Afghanistan. I'd watch it.
Quote: David Bussell @ November 26 2010, 3:24 PM GMTI used the line 'Bromancing the Stone' in an old YouTube vid that was all about bro puns. That was a long time ago. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm better than you.
I thought you were all busy now, being famous'n'shit. But no, still f**king about in the 'General' bit of some website somewhere...
And you probably have better hair. When you're wearing your hat.
Dan
Quote: swerytd @ November 26 2010, 4:24 PM GMTI thought you were all busy now, being famous'n'shit. But no, still f**king about in the 'General' bit of some website somewhere...
Sadly, this is still where I'm at my most famous. Until I go to my parents for xmas that is - I'm like Chesney Hawkes in that house!
You are the one and only. Or does the evil twin turn up sometimes to ruin that too?
(You do sound stuck, a la Dan Ashcroft, between a rock and a hard place)
Dan
*Dan Ashcroft reference not found*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nathan_Barley
https://www.comedy.co.uk/nathan_barley/
Both say the same thing I was getting at...
Dan
I still don't understand the rock and hard place part.
"He's considered astonishingly cool, but only by those he despises"
Obviously replace 'cool' with 'famous'. And now put 'idiot' in there somewhere too... 
Dan
Harry Potter and the Deathly "Hello"....
The long-feared war has begun and Death Eaters seize control of the Ministry of Magic and even Hogwarts, terrorizing and arresting anyone who might oppose them.
Cue Leslie Phillips who has his eyes firmly on, the now street-legal, Hermione.
Voldemort, in comparison, is far easier to fight off.
Quote: swerytd @ November 26 2010, 5:05 PM GMT"He's considered astonishingly cool, but only by those he despises"
Obviously replace 'cool' with 'famous'. And now put 'idiot' in there somewhere too...
Dan
But, Dan, the only person I despise on these boards is you. Are you saying you think I'm astonishingly cool?
"Paws"
The Chief Constable of Cornwall tries to protect holidaymakers from a giant man-eating cat by closing Bodmin Moor, only to be overruled by the county council.