Quote: EllieJP @ November 24 2010, 10:38 AM GMTBloody hell Veronica...
You know how it is, Ellie. You start writing and suddenly the Muse takes over and writes and writes and . . . then before you know what's happening, she's gone and you're left looking at the page and thinking "Bloody hell, Veronica!" 
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 24 2010, 8:23 AM GMTI'm not a great supporter of terrorist bombing campaigns but surely this wedding is too good an opportunity to miss?
robin hood airport all over again.
I don't know about that - I certainly don't dream let alone write about blowing people up or gassing them.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 24 2010, 11:03 AM GMTI certainly don't dream let alone write about blowing people
Quote: chipolata @ November 24 2010, 11:13 AM GMT
I said people Chip... blowing you is a different matter.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 24 2010, 11:23 AM GMTI said people Chip... blowing you is a different matter.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 24 2010, 11:03 AM GMTI don't know about that - I certainly don't dream let alone write about blowing people up or gassing them.
Violence (often extreme violence) has always featured in comedy and is as popular today as it's ever been.
There must be a reason.
Don't ask me what it is, though. 
Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 24 2010, 11:30 AM GMTViolence (often extreme violence) has always featured in comedy and is as popular today as it's ever been.
There must be a reason.
Don't ask me what it is, though.
not bombing people though. Or there would be a hit TV show featuring the IRA. Which there isn't
Quote: Gavin @ November 24 2010, 11:40 AM GMTnot bombing people though.
You've never seen a comedy sketch involving airmen on a bombing mission ???
Do you own a TV ?
And the recent comedy film 'Four Lions' written by Chris Morris, Sam Bain and Jesse Armstrong is all about a terrorist plot to blow London to bits, isn't it?
If you've not seen it, it's worth a watch if only to convince yourself that the idea of fictional people fictionally bombing other fictional people can be funny.
Quote: Chappers @ November 23 2010, 9:12 PM GMTWell if I've still got a job I doubt I'll get the day off.
You only get the day off if you've agreed to watch the wedding on TV, or line the streets as a spectator.
Unless I've been misinformed, you're not allowed to spend the day playing golf or anything like that.
I WONDER WHAT CHURCH THEY'LL PICK
It'll be a mosque seeing as this country is turning into an Islamic caliphate and they'll stone Fergie for being a whorish adulterer. Before going to claim the dole and work as illegal immigrants or suicide bomb something. Because this country is going to hell in a hand cart it is. Kate's probably got 6 illegitmate kids and is hoping to get a council flat. Because that's what Windsor is a giant council estate for a bunch of foreign chavs with their nasty blinging jewlerry. I bet Charles mugs old ladies outside post offices and is on the sex offenders register
Quote: Gavin @ November 24 2010, 11:40 AM GMTnot bombing people though. Or there would be a hit TV show featuring the IRA. Which there isn't
Check out Dave TV channel, 9pm Tuesdays - Only Fools and Semtex.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 24 2010, 11:23 AM GMTI said people Chip... blowing you is a different matter.
I'm starting to suspect you may be seeing someone else
Awww Ross... we're married though in the church of BCG... and no matter how many affairs I have, I'll always come home to you.