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The Royal Wedding Page 7

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2010, 4:13 PM GMT

I was in the butcher yesterday and saw 'beef skirt'. It is so where she got the idea.

I have some beef skirt in the freezer.

Not as dirty as it sounds.

Skirt steak is the traditional cut of beef used in making fajitas and carne asada.

Quote: DaButt @ November 18 2010, 4:19 PM GMT

Skirt steak is the traditional cut of beef used in making fajitas and carne asada.

When there's no "sesos" available.

I'll be going up if they declare a bank holiday. Buy my flag and stand there with all the other girls screaming and crying.

Quote: roscoff @ November 19 2010, 1:59 PM GMT

I'll be going up if they declare a bank holiday. Buy my flag and stand there with all the other girls screaming and crying.

I'll look out for the girl with the bear behind.

Much as I've said that I'd rather have a day off from the bloody thing, rather than for it, now that they've announced it WILL be a public holiday and it's NOT going to be in the school holidays, I now hope that the royal couple get the public holiday their happy news deserves.

*tugs forelock*

I do hope all the people suffering from the recession will enjoy seeing the lavish spectacle of this wedding.

Many Britons mock the French for lacking courage but the French slaughtered their aristocracy in the streets while we were still kissing the rear ends of our own.

And we're still doing it today.

Vive La France!

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 23 2010, 2:57 PM GMT

Many Britons mock the French for lacking courage but the French slaughtered their aristocracy in the streets while we were still kissing the rear ends of our own.

And we're still doing it today.

Vive La France!

They are cowards though.

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 23 2010, 2:57 PM GMT

Many Britons mock the French for lacking courage but the French slaughtered their aristocracy in the streets while we were still kissing the rear ends of our own.

And we're still doing it today.

Vive La France!

I think we may share a wavelength on this subject.

Quote: Gavin @ November 23 2010, 2:58 PM GMT

They are cowards though.

Such a contradiction they are! Tch!

Well if I've still got a job I doubt I'll get the day off.

But you should get one in lieu?

(I will have probably spelt that wrong.)

Who do I send the wage bill to for the day off?

I'm not a great supporter of terrorist bombing campaigns but surely this wedding is too good an opportunity to miss?

Not only will we have all the royals together in one location but we'll also have the surrounding streets packed tight with most of the brain-dead oxygen-thieves that think having the royals peeing all over us for the last 1000 years was a very good idea.

Why do we tolerate the royals? Why do we support them? It's like being raped as a child and then sending the bastard who raped you a Christmas present every December.

I don't want anybody blown-up. I want them all - Royals and spectators alike - taken out with nerve gas. That way we can have the money in their pockets and the clothes on their backs to give to the poor.

And their houses can go to the homeless.

And their jobs to the jobless.

And when it's all over, we'll look at each other and ask "Why did we wait this long?"

Bloody hell Veronica...

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