GODS MUM:
You've been very quiet God, are you ok up here?
GOD:
I'm fine Mum Just go away.
GODS MUM:
You haven't been creating again have you.
GOD:
Look I've told you I don't do that sort of thing. For crying out loud Mum can't I have any privacy.
GODS MUM:
Look Son you're getting to that age now where you might be getting a bit curious about your powers so we understand if you want to play around a bit.
But if you keep creating like this then it'll turn you omnipresent.
GOD:
How many times do I have to say this Mum, I do not touch my powers.
GODS MUM:
So what's that planet doing there? Just another one of your mysterious ways I'll bet.
GOD:
I dunno It's probably Ralphs.
GODS MUM:
Don't start blaming your brother, I can always tell when you're lying.
GOD:
Honestly Mum I'm not lying? Do you think I just made a planet for fun so that I can create a load of beings in my image and mess around with them for a few thousand years?
GODS MUM:
So why did you just create light?
GOD:
I Didn't!
GODS MUM:
Well It was pretty dark a minute ago, and now it's not! That's all I'm saying.
GOD:
Ok so I created a bit of light, and maybe a little planet. There's nothing wrong with that is there?
GODS MUM:
This'll only end in tears you know that. You'll only get bored & leave them to their own devices.
GOD:
No I won't! I promise.
GODS MUM:
Yes you will! I know you. You'll get all vengeful & then you'll get bored.
GOD:
No Seriously I'll look after them.. please let me keep them Mum.
GODS MUM:
(SIGH) I wish you were more like Ralph, the only thing I ever catch him doing is Wanking.
