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Quote: Lee Henman @ November 20 2010, 11:20 AM GMT

Off to do a spot of Xmas shopping. Looking forward to sampling a Christmas Bake from Greggs. Had one last year - a pasty filled with turkey, hot cranberry and stuffing. Yummo.

I don't frequent Greggs, all the staff look like Susan Boyle.

Billwill's main computer just shut off completely & won't start up again. :( :( :( :( :( :(

Then I noticed that a letter in an envelope had blocked the cooing air intake for the disk drives.

Is now really hoping that they will recover when it cools down.

>_<

Hooray... It works.

But the USB controller thingga-mejigs had got their knickers in a twist & needed a complete power down (mains plug out for 30 seconds) to reset them.

Angelic :D

Morning all!

Good morning Gav! :)

Ellie is not enjoying being single. It's too cold to sleep alone.

Mornun'

Apparently if you dial 998 Boris Johnson will bike round and sleep with you

its in his manifesto

Just for cuddles, I hope.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 22 2010, 8:43 AM GMT

Good morning Gav! :)

Ellie is not enjoying being single. It's too cold to sleep alone.

Morning Ellie luv, I'm sure some handsome chap will come your way soon :)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 22 2010, 8:49 AM GMT

Mornun'

Yo Nats. Hows it going?

Quote: sootyj @ November 22 2010, 8:49 AM GMT

Apparently if you dial 998 Boris Johnson will bike round and sleep with you

its in his manifesto

Ooooh! Sounds fabulous!

Quote: Gavin @ November 22 2010, 9:28 AM GMT

Yo Nats. Hows it going?

M'okay. Super sleepy. Not sure what we're doing on training this morning, but equally not sure if we're going to have any delegates turn up!

How are you this fine day?

A small right-wing party in my town has just published plans to give policemen immunity from complaints of sexual abuse by female suspects.

It's not so much a manifesto as a bobbyshafto.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 22 2010, 9:29 AM GMT

M'okay. Super sleepy. Not sure what we're doing on training this morning, but equally not sure if we're going to have any delegates turn up!

How are you this fine day?

Cold. Miserable. But it's Monday so well within operational parameters. I worked quite late last night so feel like been kicked in the face this morning. Part from that good :)

Willing people into crippling accidents goes against every moral fibre in my body, but for some reason I can't stop.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 22 2010, 10:14 AM GMT

Willing people into crippling accidents goes against every moral fibre in my body, but for some reason I can't stop.

Nats!! :P Thats not very warm and freindly.

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