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A tomato is a vegetable.

Quote: zooo @ November 17 2010, 3:57 PM GMT

A tomato is a vegetable.

Actually I used to always argue that anything with seeds in is a fruit, but Stephen Fry said there is actually nothing official which determains the difference. The 'seeds make it a fruit' idea has just become comonly accepted. Or so we were told.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 17 2010, 3:57 PM GMT

NO IT IS NOT. When it gets stale it gets harder, which makes is a cake. Biscuits get softer when they get stale.

Don't start up with your pro-cake propaganda Wicks.

Fruit is defined by whether it's in the fruit bowl or not.

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ November 17 2010, 3:59 PM GMT

Don't start up with your pro-cake propaganda Wicks.

I'LL 'AV YOU, McDONNELL. Angry

Eh?

Hug

Quote: Leevil @ November 17 2010, 4:00 PM GMT

Fruit is defined by whether it's in the fruit bowl or not.

That's a whole other kettle of bananas.

I expect technically it's a fruit or whatever.

But in actual real life, it's a vegetable. In every way. So sod the scientists.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 17 2010, 3:58 PM GMT

Actually I used to always argue that anything with seeds in is a fruit, but Stephen Fry said there is actually nothing official which determains the difference.

What you saying?

You didn't believe him when he said women are all whores and gold diggers, but you think he's an expert on fruits?

Racist.

I just had a request - you may know this person. Add as a friend?

витек дымов

Firstly I don't know what language this is

Secondly I don't know if it's male or female.

Basically - no - I don't know this person.

(It didn't even recognise the language here - well done Aaron)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 17 2010, 4:14 PM GMT


he said women are all whores and gold diggers.

If you want to know if a woman is a whore and a gold-digger, first count her legs.

Quote: Chappers @ November 21 2010, 10:20 PM GMT

I just had a request - you may know this person. Add as a friend? ????? ????? Firstly I don't know what language this is Secondly I don't know if it's male or female. Basically - no - I don't know this person. (It didn't even recognise the language here - well done Aaron)

Add them. What's the worst that can happen?

Quote: PhQnix @ November 16 2010, 9:42 PM GMT

I know I may be jumping into the middle of an inside joke here, but this is the best idea I've heard in a LONG time. I really want this to happen. Also, I really want cake.

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2010, 9:48 PM GMT

I can't be in the clique I have no idea what you're talking about

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2010, 9:34 AM GMT

I would love to know what inside joke it might be... but there would have to be cake when I found out.

No inside joke, we were talking about cake and I suggested we have a cake party. My reference to Ellie sharing cake and hugs with me was about the food at the JM shoot

I want a cake party!
:P
I was given a dairy free choc loaf yesterday. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE

Can Marjorie Dawes come to your party?

Quote: Loopey @ November 22 2010, 3:43 PM GMT

No inside joke, we were talking about cake and I suggested we have a cake party. My reference to Ellie sharing cake and hugs with me was about the food at the JM shoot

I want a cake party!
:P
I was given a dairy free choc loaf yesterday. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The next BCG meetup should be ALL CAKE. None of this drinking malarkey, cake it UP.

Anyone fancy playing Scrabble on Facebook?

I'm pretty crap really but every so often I come up with a biggun.

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