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Cats, cats, cats, etc. Page 7

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 21 2010, 11:18 AM GMT

Not sure why, but something about men being soppy about cats I find a bit creepy. These are my own issues, I'll work through them.

Do you find this creepy too Matthew?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFG-1spkTEg

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 21 2010, 11:18 AM GMT

Not sure why, but something about men being soppy about cats I find a bit creepy.

Cat owners are complicit in bird murdering. The only man I know who is soppy about his cats is a committed stoner. Dogs are invariably better company than cats, provided they are the right size and in the right place. That is, it's stupid to own a large dog if you don't have enough space for it to get plenty of exercise.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 21 2010, 11:40 AM GMT

Do you find this creepy too Matthew?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFG-1spkTEg

He's clearly developing learned behaviours so Mr Tiddles will know what to do when faced with his tumesent penis.

Quote: Kenneth @ November 21 2010, 12:16 PM GMT

Cat owners are complicit in bird murdering.

Or are they bravely helping to protect worms? Billions of whom are cruelly slaughtered by birds each year.

Who remorsleslly bully soil

I require men to like kitties.

Quote: chipolata @ November 21 2010, 12:29 PM GMT

Or are they bravely helping to protect worms? Billions of whom are cruelly slaughtered by birds each year.

It's a myth I tells ya. The common little birdies eat more flies and other insects, and then grass-seeds (and other seeds) and grubs, than they do earthworms. Cats = dead birds. I had to remove a dead quail and a dead parrot from the house last week, brought in by the murderous cat.

Quote: zooo @ November 21 2010, 12:33 PM GMT

I require men to like kitties.

I like cats, but if I see a male friend has started a facebook album dedicated to pictures of their kitty, I get a bit worried.

parrot?

I'm impressed those f**kers are huge and mean.

And now you can reenact the Parrot sketch.

Quote: zooo @ November 21 2010, 12:33 PM GMT

I require men to like kitties.

When I was at university, a popular poster among dull girls was a sepia (perhaps) pic of a muscly guy holding a kitten (or was it a baby?). Second thoughts, I think it was a baby. I hated those sorts of posters.

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Haha! That just looks like he has a weird fetish.

I remember the one with the baby. Good old Athena...

Someone needs to photoshop Aaron's face over that mans A.S.A.P.

Quote: sootyj @ November 21 2010, 12:41 PM GMT

parrot?

I'm impressed those f**kers are huge and mean.

And now you can reenact the Parrot sketch.

Australian parrots come in many sizes, but none are monstrously huge. They are easy prey for a large ginger cat. As for the dead parrot, I placed the corpse beneath the pear tree, where it is now decomposing so rapidly that it will no longer be there in time for the Christmas carol.

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Those Norwegian blues stun easily?

'Es not stunned, 'es joined the choir invisibule 'e is an ex parrot.

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