Hello. I'm an aspiring comedy writer and will be posting some things on here in the hope of feedback. Please be nice to me though, for I am a delicate flower.
And. Um. Yes.
Hello?
Hi.
Morning.
HI!
Hello 
A word of advice: when introducing yourself, if you hesitate before saying your name, people might expect a chorus of 'Just an Old Fashioned Girl'.
Hello! 
Hi, the kit.
Howdy.
Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone!
Kit (my first name and not Kitt or any other variety thereof).
Welcome to the site.