Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 18 2010, 7:07 PM GMTCome on Ellie, being called vain and ruthless is a compliment in the Apprentice.
If you'd spent more time selling instead of putting on eyeliner we'd have won the task, you dozy pinstriped tottyf**k.
Vain now too? 
I am not vain at all and I hardly ever wear full make up.
or underwear
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 18 2010, 6:12 PM GMTCan't believe how much they were gushing over Sandeesh's eyes on 'You're fired'. They're FUCKING CONTACTS!
She hasn't got a lot going for her, Godot.
Don't take her eyes as well.
Quote: chipolata @ November 19 2010, 9:36 AM GMTShe hasn't got a lot going for her, Godot.
Don't take her eyes as well.
Next he'll be taking her gold teeth and spectacles. 'Is it safe?'
Quote: EllieJP @ November 19 2010, 8:42 AM GMTVain now too?
I am not vain at all and I hardly ever wear full make up.
I think he was referring to the eyeliner girl in the show Ellie! 
Oh, well she does hers very nicely.
She's been working at the Kohl face sure enough.
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 18 2010, 11:40 PM GMTSomehow Stuart appears to be channelling the ghost of David Brent doing an impersonation of a new James Cotter character.
I like Stuart said that from day one. He reminds me of more mellowed me.
Quote: Marc P @ November 19 2010, 10:11 AM GMTShe's been working at the Kohl face sure enough.
>_<
Quote: Marc P @ November 19 2010, 10:11 AM GMTShe's been working at the Kohl face sure enough.
Ignore chip. That's nicely done.
She certainly went into it with her eyes wide open.
Quote: sootyj @ November 18 2010, 7:11 PM GMTWhy do I think a Godot version of the Aprentice would go
"You're fired you f**king c**t, you suit bastard case!"
Followed by
"Leave it Godot he's not worth it!"
"No don't jump the fancy glass table"
If I ran the show there'd be a lot more profanity if not violence. Here's my cheat notes on the remaining c**testants:
CHRIS
Good-looking but stupendously thick ex-squaddy. Good at repetitive tasks like baking bread and shooting poorly armed Iraqis.
JAMIE
Coconut-headed property developer and stubbly twat. Looks the same upside down.
STELLA
Brittle blonde banker. Has no fanny.
CHRIS
Nice bloke but speaks like a tape being played backwards at half speed. Long conversations can summon the devil.
LIZ
Looks like a hairdresser. Talks like a hairdresser. Probably a hairdresser.
LAURA
The show's first ghost. Took NO orders in week two but still didn't get fired. Moans a lot.
JOANNA
Abrasive Midlander. Invented a book holder that won't stay up even in sand.
STUART
The world's most deluded and f**ked-up virgin. Everything he touches 'turns to sold', which means that someone, somewhere owns his penis many times over. Will win.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 19 2010, 8:17 PM GMTIf I ran the show there'd be a lot more profanity if not violence. Here's my cheat notes on the remaining c**testants:
CHRIS
Good-looking but stupendously thick ex-squaddy. Good at repetitive tasks like baking bread and shooting poorly armed Iraqis.JAMIE
Coconut-headed property developer and stubbly twat. Looks the same upside down.STELLA
Brittle blonde banker. Has no fanny.CHRIS
Nice bloke but speaks like a tape being played backwards at half speed. Long conversations can summon the devil.LIZ
Looks like a hairdresser. Talks like a hairdresser. Probably a hairdresser.LAURA
The show's first ghost. Took NO orders in week two but still didn't get fired. Moans a lot.JOANNA
Abrasive Midlander. Invented a book holder that won't stay up even in sand.STUART
The world's most deluded and f**ked-up virgin. Everything he touches 'turns to sold', which means that someone, somewhere owns his penis many times over. Will win.
That's quality work GT 
Looking forward to tonight. Just saw Chris Moyles and Alan Sugary (Lord) having banter about it on Twitter.