You dont,that's whats coming first - after she takes out the dentures of course. Gum jobz all round
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Quote: Juan of a Kind @ November 18 2010, 11:29 PM GMTYou dont,that's whats coming first - after she takes out the dentures of course. Gum jobz all round
Sorry still doesn't make any sense.
Blowjob first then sex? It does make sense
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ November 18 2010, 11:31 PM GMTBlowjob first then sex? It does make sense
But in terms of your comedy?
Just the outrageous fact that an elderly woman has made this rather inappropriate sign to someone half her age infront of everyone in the Chemist.
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ November 18 2010, 11:36 PM GMTJust the outrageous fact that an elderly woman has made this rather inappropriate sign to someone half her age infront of everyone in the Chemist.
Yeah but back to the femidom and how that relates to a blowjob?
Quote: Juan of a Kind @ November 18 2010, 8:09 PM GMTIS the third idea funny because it is an embarassing topic? if so the woman that comes in should be like 90 and asking for condoms and the chemist can see a young mexican stud waiting outside with a leash. that would be funny
IN A CHEMIST'S - AN ELDERLY WOMAN APPROACHES THE COUNTER SLOWLY BUT SURELY AND POPS HER HANDBAG ONTO THE COUNTER BEFORE BEGINNING CONVERSATION.
Woman: Hello can I have some aspirin please.
Chemist: Of course madam. ...There you go, anything else?
Woman: Yes I would have that packet of female condoms just there.
Chemist: Errm.. excuse me?
Woman: That packet of femidoms please my dear.
Chemist: O-o-ok..
HE GINGERLY PASSES OVER THE PACKET
Chemist: Will that be all madam?
Woman: Do you have any of that "Slide'n'glide" lubricant in stock?
Chemist: Erm..yes, yes we do.
THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE STORE WINDOW AND A YOUNG MEXICAN STUD WITH LARGE PROTRUDING MUSCLES IS MAKING A 'HURRY UP' FACE TO THE WOMAN.
THE CHEMIST LOOKS RATHER SHOCKED.
Chemist: And is that..is that your son?
Woman: Who my dear?
Chemist: ...That man there?
Woman: Son? No my dear. (chuckling slightly)
THE ELDERLY WOMAN THEN TURNS AROUND AND PERFORMS A 'BLOWJOB' HAND SIGN TO THE MAN OUTSIDE.
No, you misunderstand the point completely, it's surposed to be a role-reversal. Often it's the customer who is nervous about buying condoms and anti-pile cream and such like, whereas in the sketch it's the chemist that's nervous. I litteraly thought that would have been obvious.
Who are you quoting and responding too??
Oh sorry I didnt get the role-reversal... surely if they had a job in the Chemists then they would be happy to serve any kind of medication but hey
And Marc whats your problem lol.
Fine change it to the elderly woman making a thrusting movement to the guy, it doesn't matter...
That's all right, you didn't understand it. I think maybe it would be obvious when done by performers.