GRAMS DRAMATIC MUSIC.
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From the people who reimagined V. From the geniuses who recreated The Prisoner comes an epic new recreation.
FX CAMERA PULLS OVER A HUGE CGI BUTTON
IN THE BACKGROUND WE SEE EARTH BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS
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Earth has fallen. Only one man can save us.
FX CAMERA FOCUSES ON BRUCE WILLIS IS DRESSED AS A HUGE SPOON
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Bruce Willis is Mr Spoon.
BRUCE
God damn we're off to Button Moon!
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Scarlet Johansson is Tina Teaspoon! Matt Damon is Egbert her lover and ace fighter pilot!
FX GIANT CGI WASHING UP BOTTLE ZIGZAGGING THROUGH SPACE TOWARDS BUTTON MOON FOLLOWED BY ALIEN INTERCEPTORS.
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We're off to Button Moon...they've followed Mr Spoon. With special guest star Samuel L Jackson
SAMUEL L JACKSON
Gett these mother f**kin' forks of my mother f**kin' washing up bottle!
