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Am just coming through the end of my school having an OFSTED inspection. Shall be posting detailed results of which teachers cried and which didn't plus highlights of the one who punched an inspector on the nose. Pretty standard stuff really.

And yes I'm afraid to say I will now be posting on here more frequently :)

You got fired?

Toldja that Nazi war crimes reenactment isn't a good alternate for a school nativity?

There are a million apples adorn our lawn.
And some poor bugger has to clean them up.
Who knows, maybe it won't be me.

:(

Get a pig.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ November 18 2010, 10:46 AM GMT

They're in canvas cases, Ellie, to many they look like fishing rods. Is it my fault the best gunsmiths for these models are in London? No.

No, not your fault at all. But if you are carrying guns, you should expect questioning. :)

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2010, 1:51 PM GMT

Get a pig.

Laughing out loud

Ruby just suggested that on Facebook. Is this a common solution down south?

Have a problem? Get a pig!

Heh!
They eat apples, innit!

Call the pig hotline on: 0800-CURLY-TAIL.

Ellie has finally got closure and can move on.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 18 2010, 1:58 PM GMT

Ellie has finally got closure and can move on.

You sat on your suitcase?

:)

You killed your ex? :/

Quote: EllieJP @ November 18 2010, 1:58 PM GMT

Ellie has finally got closure and can move on.

Borrowed Kippers shooter?

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2010, 1:51 PM GMT

Get a pig.

Worked for Prince Charles

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

You killed your ex? :/

Put him to sleep. He's gone now. I can move on. :)

Hee!

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