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where you going?

Just so I know if I'mm there why theres a guy with a couple of shooters

They're in canvas cases, Ellie, to many they look like fishing rods. Is it my fault the best gunsmiths for these models are in London? No.

Quote: billwill @ November 18 2010, 10:06 AM GMT

That's not what my genuine OAP thermometer (as issued by Ken Livingstone when he was Mayor) says....

It says DANGER.... followed by (to paraphrase) There is a risk of freezing your balls off.

Here's what a genuine Mayor of London freebie OAP thermometer looks like. My scanner has warmed it up a bit.

An ingeniously low cost device having various chemicals printed in a strip an they become transparent at a particular temperature allowing you to see the degrees figure.

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Quote: EllieJP @ November 18 2010, 10:19 AM GMT

Good good. I worry about you Bill!

Aaaaah, give me a warm fuzzy feeling to have someone worried about me.
Lovey Lovey

Anyway the parts have now arrived, but my plumber's mobile phone is out of action. So I may have to call Patrick (the builder who organised the heating/bathroom rebuild, this time last year) to go fetch...

And if I can't get Patrick, I'll probably fit the new pump into the boiler myself. It ain't rocket science, even if the insides of a modern boiler do look rather like rocketry. I'd never do any of the GAS stuff myself, but I'm happy doing the watery bits and the electricery bits. :D :)

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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ November 18 2010, 10:35 AM GMT

Off to London with my two shotguns to gun down as many Muslims, gays, Jews, liberals and BBC comedy executives as possible before turning the weapons on myself.

It's been on the cards for a long time, Kipper.

Quote: billwill @ November 18 2010, 11:03 AM GMT

I'll probably fit the new pump into the boiler myself. It ain't rocket science, even if the insides of a modern boiler do look rather like rocketry.

I'll be on the lookout for the headlines later today:

"OAP DIES IN GAS EXPLOSION"

Having an awful month and good news, it's only going to get worse next month and probably worse in Jan. Hurrah. Here we f**king go again.

In what way, money or work, or something else?

Quote: chipolata @ November 18 2010, 11:04 AM GMT

It's been on the cards for a long time, Kipper.

Exceleny my paduwan

While the idea appeals, for the last category, at least, it would be impossible with no cartridges, trigger covers, caps on the barrells, the whole lot. Fully disabled.

You could lump someone on the head with them

nb DaButt and Kipper anyother armed BCGers?

Quote: zooo @ November 18 2010, 11:13 AM GMT

In what way, money or work, or something else?

Boring Sob story.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ November 18 2010, 10:35 AM GMT

Off to London to get my two shotguns serviced.

Sorry I meant to say I agree with you on everything and Miranda.

Laughing out loud

Er, me too!

Poor Gavin :( *sends love*

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 18 2010, 12:01 PM GMT

Poor Gavin :( *sends love*

Ta.

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