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The Apprentice - Series 6 Page 26

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 17 2010, 10:54 PM GMT

Seriously Rob. Clear your desk or I'm calling security.

How do they make sure security guards don't cause a fuss when they're fired?

These are the big questions so often missed by smaller minds.

Worst episode of the series for me, saved only by the brilliant Stuart Boggs.

Can't see Jamie (played here by Russell Crowe circa 1987) staying in much longer, he's done nowt.

Joanna's a dark horse (in every sense), but I think Stella or Liz will win.

Agreed Stella or Liz.

I think Lord Sir Sugar will suprise everyone and pick a Steady Eddie or Cautious Carol.

Quote: chipolata @ November 18 2010, 8:20 AM GMT

I think Lord Sir Sugar will suprise everyone and pick a Steady Eddie or Cautious Carol.

Yes, because the Steady Eddies or Cautious Carols are never given the job...

Welcome back to c*nty Stuart "The Brand" Baggs, much better (and funnier) than the quiet, actually quite likable, Stuart Baggs of the last couple of episodes.

Stella seems to be out to get him now though (plus the other two girls) so can't see him lasting much longer.

Quote: Tony Cowards @ November 18 2010, 11:00 AM GMT

Welcome back to c*nty Stuart "The Brand" Baggs, much better (and funnier) than the quiet, actually quite likable, Stuart Baggs of the last couple of episodes. Stella seems to be out to get him now though (plus the other two girls) so can't see him lasting much longer.

He won't last because he can't work with others.

Can't believe how much they were gushing over Sandeesh's eyes on 'You're fired'. They're FUCKING CONTACTS!

Stuart Baggs will win. He's probably the most deluded and sexless man in Britain with an arsehole for a face, but he will win.

isnt that Cameron?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2010, 7:43 PM GMT

Ummmm.... thanks. Eh?

Come on Ellie, being called vain and ruthless is a compliment in the Apprentice.

If you'd spent more time selling instead of putting on eyeliner we'd have won the task, you dozy pinstriped tottyf**k.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ November 18 2010, 7:07 PM GMT

tottyf**k.

That is a brand new word.

Why do I think a Godot version of the Aprentice would go

"You're fired you f**king c**t, you suit bastard case!"

Followed by

"Leave it Godot he's not worth it!"

"No don't jump the fancy glass table"

Somehow Stuart appears to be channelling the ghost of David Brent doing an impersonation of a new James Cotter character.

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 18 2010, 11:40 PM GMT

Somehow Stuart appears to be channelling the ghost of David Brent doing an impersonation of a new James Cotter character.

But at only twenty he's Brent without the tragedy.

I do like Stella on the other hand. I reckon she'd be quite an interesting lady to get to know...

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