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Quote: sootyj @ November 17 2010, 9:05 PM GMT

They are a highly evolved sweet

I refuse to be convinced.

They are taking all the sweet shops from the cadburys caramels

It would be they are an evoloutinary dead end

Quote: sootyj @ November 17 2010, 9:15 PM GMT

They are taking all the sweet shops from the cadburys caramels

It would be they are an evoloutinary dead end

What is this evolution of which you speak?

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2010, 8:13 PM GMT

I am hoping this film I'm watching ends before The Apprentice.

Oh, for f**k's sake Ellie.

You're so vacuous.

The Apprentice? Really? Did somebody drop you on your head when you were young?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 17 2010, 10:35 PM GMT

Oh, for f**k's sake Ellie.

You're so vacuous.

The Apprentice? Really? Did somebody drop you on your head when you were young?

Are you f**king kidding me?

The Apprentice is fun and if you're too far up your own arse to see that then fine, but keep your stupid f**king opinions to yourself. No need to get personal.

Eh?

Was that a misjudged joke, or has Kevin suddenly gone a bit mental.

Maybe we should ask Kevin and his opinionated "jokes" (and I use the term lightly) what he means.

*waits to find out*

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2010, 10:36 PM GMT

Are you f**king kidding me?

The Apprentice is fun and if you're too far up your own arse to see that then fine, but keep your stupid f**king opinions to yourself. No need to get personal.

I'm up my own arse? Who's getting personal now?

I was just trying to state an obvious truth, than anybody who watches that show is an unalterable twat. I wouldn't trust any of them to put a tampon in the right way.

Oh.

That attack on Ellie came rather out of nowhere, Kevin. Bit much.
Personal attacks are against the rules. (Especially completely out of the bloody blue.)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 17 2010, 10:40 PM GMT

I'm up my own arse? Who's getting personal now?

I was just trying to state an obvious truth, than anybody who watches that show is an unalterable twat. I wouldn't trust any of them to put a tampon in the right way.

Kev, you are coming across as a complete twat at the moment. And yes, I do speak as an Apprentice viewer. :)

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 17 2010, 10:40 PM GMT

I'm up my own arse? Who's getting personal now?

I was just trying to state an obvious truth, than anybody who watches that show is an unalterable twat. I wouldn't trust any of them to put a tampon in the right way.

You know what - go f**k yourself... go f**k yourself in your vacuous arse.

If you've got a problem with me, PM me. No need to bring it on here.

And you'd know about the tampon thing, cause you obviously use it in your mouth to dry up the dribble that comes out of it.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 17 2010, 10:43 PM GMT

You know what - go f**k yourself... go f**k yourself in your vacuous arse.

If you've got a problem with me, PM me. No need to bring it on here.

And you'd know about the tampon thing, cause you obviously use it in your mouth to dry up of the dribble that comes out of it.

Blow me, you miserable ape.

I like the Apprentice

and evoloution

and chocolate limes

so I am ace

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 17 2010, 10:45 PM GMT

Blow me, you miserable ape.

Laughing out loud

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