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Quote: AngieBaby @ November 16 2010, 7:23 PM GMT

I know people who went to uni with Kate, apparently she's really nice, but anyone getting involved in the media circus / freak show that is Royalty needs to get help.

At best you'd shag him once so when he ascends you can say you bonked the King, only an actual mental would get into a proper relationship with him.

Quote: Will Cam @ November 16 2010, 10:45 PM GMT

I feel sorry for the pair of them. The media are a bunch of c**ts who will hound them 24/7. The tabloid press (and 24/7 news channels) have taken over the top spot in the Unibond Premier C**t League (lawyers have moved down to second with new age travelers in third).

The tabloids provide a product the public obviously wants. They're just extensions of us.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 10:47 PM GMT

At best you'd shag him once so when he ascends you can say you bonked the King, only an actual mental would get into a proper relationship with him.

Excuse me while I be a girl for a moment: Will did used to be pretty attractive though, you could see why she fell for him 9 years ago.
He now looks a bit too much like his dad.

Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:50 PM GMT

The tabloids provide a product the public obviously wants. They're just extensions of us.

Not of me, I don't read the tabloids.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 10:47 PM GMT

At best you'd shag him once so when he ascends you can say you bonked the King,

By which time he'll likely be in his 70s.

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 10:51 PM GMT

Excuse me while I be a girl for a moment: Will did used to be pretty attractive though, you can see why she fell for him 9 years ago.
He now looks a bit too much like his dad.

Yeah, but she knew who he was, you'd stop and look at the rubbish any wife of his was going to have to put up with and think twice, I would have thought. Before it got along to the 'love' stage, anyway.

I mean, all the endless charity work she's going to have to do. Awful.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 10:52 PM GMT

Not of me, I don't read the tabloids.

You're like the most one dimensional person ever.

Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:55 PM GMT

You're like the most one dimensional person ever.

Because I don't read The Sun? Right. Don't be so silly.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 10:53 PM GMT

Yeah, but she knew who he was, you'd stop and look at the rubbish any wife of his was going to have to put up with and think twice, I would have thought. Before it got along to the 'love' stage, anyway.

Not when you're 19, I shouldn't think.
Doesn't anyone here have a romantic bone left in their body? :)

Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:50 PM GMT

The tabloids provide a product the public obviously wants. They're just extensions of us.

I wouldn't wipe my arse on a tabloid but I can't get away from 24/7 news (unless I shoot myself with beads of my own shit).

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 10:55 PM GMT

Because I don't read The Sun? Right. Don't be so silly.

No, it just this minute struck me that you're quite 1D. You lack depth and perspective. No offence! :)

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 10:51 PM GMT

Excuse me while I be a girl for a moment:

You're having the op reversed? Aaron will be disappointed!

If I was in my old job they'd be scouring all the photo agencies - although they probably had this all sorted out months ago.

Quote: Will Cam @ November 16 2010, 11:00 PM GMT

I wouldn't wipe my arse on a tabloid but I can't get away from 24/7 news (unless I shoot myself with beads of my own shit).

By us I meant the nation. Collectively. Tabloids reflect our obsessions and prejudices.

Oh F**k.
Who cares about their wedding.
Just thought I would pop on & say that! :D

Because he turned you down?

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