Another user generated content site but vetted so only the cream gets in. The #1 vid is Joel Veitchs Shit Up My Arse. should have called it Shit On My Screen. Coz that's what it was.
The Queen takes a call from a man on the street who tells her:
"Theres a shit up my arse."
"Theres a shit up your arse?"
"Yeah up my arse"
"Up your arse?"
"Right up my arse"
"Its right up your arse you say?"
"Yeah right up my arse."
"So theres a shit up your arse?"
"Yeah theres a shit up my arse. Right up it."
2 minutes of drivel follows. How many minutes? Two. Two minutes? Yeah, two. Of drivel? Yeah drivel. And I mean DRIVEL. I can't find a font big enuf to scream how bad. Round and round it goes. statement, question. Statement, question. Shit. Arse. Shit. Arse. Blackrod. More padding than a ballet dancers pants. It ends when the Queen says she will pull it out for him. After that nazi genocide videos seems funny.
F**k me, that's the cream of British comedy? Give me YouTube. At least you can filter out the crap yourself.
I wonder if Veitch will ever post that script in the criteque section? If your feeling suicidal he has an agent too.
