Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 16 2010, 8:22 PM GMTElliot says that anyone called "Phoenix" would have a lot to live up to and that they'd have to be super-cool.
I'd say a pretty reasonable definition of super-cool involves having someone to type your thoughts for you.
Quote: Rob H @ November 16 2010, 8:14 PM GMTRob cleverly accidentally left a pot of stock simmering on the hob over night. Well, I assume it was simmering before turning the contents into charcoal and filling the whole house with a foul stench. Rob was not a popular man this morning. But on the plus side, he, his wife and child are still all alive. Now Rob shivers downstairs with all the doors and windows open in a seemingly futile attempt at restitution.
None of which would have happened if you'd spent less time with cats on you and more time standing up, alert and ready. Now who's the foolish one? Mmm?
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 8:28 PM GMTNone of which would have happened if you'd spent less time with cats on you and more time standing up, alert and ready. Now who's the foolish one? Mmm?
It wasn't cats, it was the duvet that was the problem. Let me guess: if you sleep at all, its with one eye open? Probably so it can still look at porn. Chip: evolution in action.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 16 2010, 8:22 PM GMTElliot says that anyone called "Phoenix" would have a lot to live up to and that they'd have to be super-cool.
I'd imagine that my DNA is so uber-cool that any grandchild is sure to meet the mark even with only 25% of it flowing through his/her veins.
Quote: Rob H @ November 16 2010, 8:30 PM GMTChip: evolution in action.
Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 8:24 PM GMTIt is so very true.
I hate my stupid non-working MSN and want it to die.
I've had troublke with mine recently - it looks like I'm online but no-one can contact me. (Unless they're just using that as an excuse!)
Mine just won't even let me sign on now. Arg.
Quote: DaButt @ November 16 2010, 2:22 AM GMTMy daughter says that she's going to name my grandson Phoenix. Elliot might be pleased but I'm not.
Phoenix Beckham DaButt? I like the association with PhQnix, but still...
Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 9:00 PM GMTMine just won't even let me sign on now. Arg.
Get a job!
Haha!
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 8:49 PM GMT
I knew you'd do that!
Especially now John Lucas 101 is out of the picture...
Quote: Rob H @ November 16 2010, 9:13 PM GMTI knew you'd do that! Especially now John Lucas 101 is out of the picture...
You've changed, H. First you try and murder your family for the insurance, then you remind me of my lost love. I don't know who you are any more!
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:42 PM GMTYou've changed, H. First you try and murder your family for the insurance
I've made this 'joke' several times today! 
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:42 PM GMTthen you remind me of my lost love.
He was just a cold-hearted user. Where is he now, when you could be attacked at any moment? Not by your side with a set of nun-chuks, is he?
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:42 PM GMTI don't know who you are any more!
After getting caught up in the world's most pointless argument, nor do I any more. 
I've got 4000 words I should be writing for my Masters which is due in in two weeks. But am I doing this? No, I'm on here arguing about who built the pyramids, and what money actually is. 
to me.
That is one frakking tedious and pointless argument in the university fees thread!
Hey chip your avatars boss eyed