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I couldn't give a rat's ass about any of the royal family. Hang the lot of 'em.

Quote: bigfella @ November 16 2010, 2:43 PM GMT

And you'll need one of my tea towels to dry it with.

If you sell royal wedding tea towels, I will totally buy one.

Good luck to 'em!

Aw, they just said as a young girl she had a picture of Prince William up on her bedroom wall. Cute!

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 6:15 PM GMT

Aw, they just said as a young girl she had a picture of Prince William up on her bedroom wall. Cute!

I hope she's a bit more stable than Diana, who was a bit of a wingnut.

William unlike Big Ears was wank worthy

Wonder if Harry, his half brother, will be best man?

Stingy bastard not coughing up for a ring too -that's never a good sign.

Plus...it's jinxed anyway.

Queen Catherines don't have a healthy track record down the monarchy.

I'll give it 6 months.

Anyway.....surely must be a public holiday lined up?

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 6:15 PM GMT

Aw, they just said as a young girl she had a picture of Prince William up on her bedroom wall. Cute!

Sounds like 'posh stalking' to me.

Quote: Juan Kerr @ November 16 2010, 6:48 PM GMT

Wonder if Harry, his half brother, will be best man?

Stingy bastard not coughing up for a ring too -that's never a good sign.

Plus...it's jinxed anyway.

Queen Catherines don't have a healthy track record down the monarchy.

I'll give it 6 months.

Anyway.....surely must be a public holiday lined up?

Sounds like 'posh stalking' to me.

Must be fun to be you!

This calls for a celebration cake.

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 6:57 PM GMT

Must be fun to be you!

Aww shucks - too kind! :P

Just between us two - I'd rather be you!

Quote: Loopey @ November 16 2010, 7:02 PM GMT

This calls for a celebration cake.

Full of nuts, fruits and way to rich

Quote: Loopey @ November 16 2010, 7:02 PM GMT

This calls for a celebration cake.

I hope it's a better cake than that slop in your avatar.

KATE MIDDLETON IN "I NEVER HAD A PICTURE OF HIM ON MY WALL" SHOCKER.

I don't give a toss, I just want Emmerdale

If we get a public holiday out of it, Great, otherwise I'm not interested.

I know people who went to uni with Kate, apparently she's really nice, but anyone getting involved in the media circus / freak show that is Royalty needs to get help.

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