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Shouldn't this be in Critique or Showcase?

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2010, 2:54 PM GMT

How about changing it to "are you a member of the forum who's opinion is valued, is good for a laugh and people like chatting with?"

You score on 3 on all of those, even if you do come across as a bit of bunny boiler at all.

Kiss ass. I'm so going to boil your rabbit. Or braise. That would be delicious.

I like Keith Pritchard's cartoon and, as it was his very first posting on BCG, it wasn't very helpful or very encouraging of clique-member Sooty to greet it with a very bald "What was the point of that?'

When Veronica points that out, along comes clique-member Matthew to defend clique-member Sooty by suggesting she's a multi-IDer.

And if my memory's right, it was Matthew that drove the talented newbie Mr Niksta off the board, wasn't it by saying his sketch wasn't funny and announcing his intention to shun all his subsequent postings?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ October 30 2010, 3:44 PM GMT

It's not funny, in fact it doesn't seem to be trying to be funny, but then I imagine you know that. That's all from me on this or any of your other posts.

Quote: mr niksta @ October 30 2010, 4:00 PM GMT

Thank you

It was not my intention to get on anyones nerves...

I will attempt to remove all my posts and find somewhere more patient and tolerant of new faces.

Wouldn't the site be a better place if the clique were a little less nasty to newbies?

Was the sketch actually Keith Pritchards? It has two other names on the YouTube channel.

Quote: Suzi Q @ November 16 2010, 3:20 PM GMT

And if my memory's right, it was Matthew that drove the talented newbie Mr Niksta off the board, wasn't it by saying his sketch wasn't funny and announcing his intention to shun all his subsequent postings?

Mr Niksta was not talented, nor was he trying to be, as you well know; unfortunately he wiped the evidence. He was either a troll or mentally broken.

Quote: Suzi Q @ November 16 2010, 3:20 PM GMT

along comes clique-member Matthew

I've made it! Woo! Cool

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 3:27 PM GMT

I've made it! Woo! Cool

I don't think I'm cool enough :( What am I doing wrong??

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 3:27 PM GMT

Mr Niksta was not talented, nor was he trying to be, as you well know; unfortunately he wiped the evidence. He was either a troll or mentally broken.

I've made it! Woo! Cool

Quiet bitch, it's only cos you're married to Bussell.

Now he has a new proper female wife you are out of here!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 16 2010, 3:30 PM GMT

I don't think I'm cool enough :( What am I doing wrong??

Cats Nat.

Like the SS you can only join by murdering your most beloved pet and posting an amusing email of you doing so on YouTube.

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2010, 3:33 PM GMT

Quiet bitch, it's only cos you're married to Bussell.

Now he has a new proper female wife you are out of here!

They're not hitched yet; there's still time!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 16 2010, 3:33 PM GMT

They're not hitched yet; there's still time!

For a hilarious screwball 80s comedy where you stop the marriage and declare your love?

Stott in the name of love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4

How I joined the clique

Quote: Veronica Vestibule @ November 16 2010, 12:31 PM GMT

Is it now Clique policy to be chase away EVERY talented newcomer to BCG?

I think it's disgusting that this clique-hating clique has sprung up to insult the good name of our clique.

As for the video, I don't know what it was but I'm fairly certain it wasn't a sketch. At least it didn't contain any jokes I could recognise. Was it maybe a trailer for something? Or a music video?

I demand critique be renamed clitique

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 16 2010, 3:16 PM GMT

Kiss ass. I'm so going to boil your rabbit. Or braise. That would be delicious.

I hate rabbits so if you wanna cook me it would be aces

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a bloke down the market sold me this little chap, you'll have to kill it first

Quote: sootyj @ November 16 2010, 3:39 PM GMT

clitique

Sounds like the name of a very specialised lady part clinic.

Quote: Badge @ November 16 2010, 3:14 PM GMT

Shouldn't this be in Critique or Showcase?

Showcase, yes. MOVING!

Quote: Suzi Q @ November 16 2010, 3:20 PM GMT

Wouldn't the site be a better place if the clique were a little less nasty to newbies?

Wouldn't the site be a better place if it wasn't filled with multiple-account-holding trolls such as yourself?

Oh, my God! They killed Suzi! :O

You bastards!

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