I am giving several speeches a year around the topics of Search Engine Optimization and Pay Per Click, Email Marketing and Social Media. I am seeking all you funny humourists to help me come up with some 1 liners for my speeches. The speech topic is so dull it is often difficult to come up with funny lines to keep the audience interested and engaged. Further compounding matters is the fact that I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. Example: "SEO - does not stand for Sleep Enhancement Opportunity!" or any short funny stories (easily relatable) about the struggles faced by tech challenged small business owners trying to make sense of THE Google. If you do have an interest, I am paying 10 dollars for every funny line you submit to me, and 20 dollars if it accompanies a slide with a funny photo idea. Please send your ideas to the contact form located at http://www.thesearchenginepros.com/contact-us/ Thank you and I look forward to also helping you grow in your own career as a humourist - if you need help with e-business, please contact me. At the current time I do not have time to communicate with every person that contacts me, please do not take it personally. A word to the wise, if you send some funny content in your initial email to me, I am much more likely to respond. If you send me an email just wanting to talk, I likely will not respond. Do your homework first, and send some interesting jokes or 1 liners in your initial email, it is much more likely to be responded to. Skype chat is also a higher liklihood of catching me at "smartchoiceweb" Thanks and I hope you are feeling abundant and healthy and blessed. To your success on Google! -Taylor SEO Strategist and Founder http://www.thesearchenginepros.com/contact-us
