There was a huge "Squizzel" in the garden today. I wanted to leap on it and ride off into the sunset, but it was about 12pm when I saw it and it wasn't hanging around that long.
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I actually refuse to call them anything but squirrels now.
I had a dream for last 3 nights running.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 20 2009, 1:51 PM GMTSurely men pay enough attention to it in the shower for it to be clean enough in the first place.
Well, of course we shower in the morning and get a good lather up but you're not telling me that that many fellas come home from the pub, fold their clothes neatly on a chair, take a shower and then get the other fella out for the missus.
I would be just be surprised that a guy could be arsed after all that - the urge would surely have been killed by the very suggestion.
I'm not saying you're wrong for expecting it but I'd be surprised how successful that particular cleanliness target is. Mind you, could be a diversionary tactic of course.
Quote: Gavin @ February 20 2009, 11:46 PM GMTI had a dream for last 3 nights running.
Your bed clothes must be soaking!
Water bed?
I may have already mentioned this, but I sometimes fantasise about living in the crawlspace of an office building.
So you can perve on people? Or not have to endure a commute to work?
Is there a certain crawlspace that takes your fancy?
Quote: EllieJP @ November 16 2010, 11:03 AM GMTSo you can perve on people? Or not have to endure a commute to work?
No and no. I just like the idea of living in a ceiling, and ocassionally popping down to say hello to everybody. There's nothing sinister in that, Ellie! 
And no, I've no specific crawlspace in mind. It just has to be quite sturdy so I don't accidentally fall through and injure myself on a monitor.
It'd be all full of spiders. vom.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 16 2010, 11:12 AM GMTIt'd be all full of spiders. vom.
Your crawlspace, maybe. Not mine. I'd maintain it.
Seen Shallow Grave?
Quote: zooo @ November 16 2010, 11:17 AM GMTSeen Shallow Grave?
Ecclestone had the right idea, but he went "hole" crazy towards the end, with all his mad drilling and peeping. It's a common problem amongst us crawlspacers. 
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 11:08 AM GMTI just like the idea of living in a ceiling.
I really laughed at that.
Just imagine walking around in my office and Chip jumping down in front of me... 
It would be like having a pet bat.