Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2010, 9:12 PM GMTToday I have lived by bread alone.
Sometime I live only on pasta! Or sex.
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Quote: EllieJP @ November 15 2010, 11:14 PM GMTSometime I live only on pasta! Or sex.
Lot of protein in sexcrement.
My daughter says that she's going to name my grandson Phoenix. Elliot might be pleased but I'm not.
Oh dear! I will tell Elliot that when I see him today! 
I have a feeling Elliot will not appreciate my clothing choice today, however.
Quote: sootyj @ November 15 2010, 10:57 PM GMTAre you Mrs David Bussell yet?
Not until next year. I was in Guatemala for someone else's wedding.
Hitler's brain's?
Cos I didn't get an invite.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 16 2010, 8:33 AM GMTI have a feeling Elliot will not appreciate my clothing choice today, however.
Greenlatern Tshirt??
Chip's had a metallic smell in his nose for the last twenty-four hours. He hopes it's not like the start of an episode of House, and that by the end of the day he'll have had total organ failure and a possible case of lupus.
Quote: chipolata @ November 16 2010, 10:01 AM GMTChip's had a metallic smell in his nose for the last twenty-four hours. He hopes it's not like the start of an episode of House, and that by the end of the day he'll have had total organ failure and a possible case of lupus.
Probably just a drill.
Quote: Gavin @ November 16 2010, 10:02 AM GMTProbably just a drill.
No. Although it's not an unpleasant metallic smell so I don't mind it too much.
Have you had a nose bleed?
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 16 2010, 10:11 AM GMTHave you had a nose bleed?
Not for years.
Okay, in that case you're DEFINITELY dying.
Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 16 2010, 10:15 AM GMTOkay, in that case you're DEFINITELY dying.
I think you'll find I'm immortal. 
Shit.