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Quote: Loopey @ November 15 2010, 4:52 PM GMT

Do not programme speech aid with disgusting words

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2010, 5:07 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

I was once sitting in a waiting room near a guy who had a speech aid.
He pressed it once and it said 'oh shit.' Some of us sniggered a bit but that encouraged him and after about 20 mins of 'oh shit' on high volume we didn't think it was so funny.

Oops.
What a plonker.

Quote: Loopey @ November 15 2010, 5:11 PM GMT

I was once sitting in a waiting room near a guy who had a speech aid.
He pressed it once and it said 'oh shit.' Some of us sniggered a bit but that encouraged him and after about 20 mins of 'oh shit' on high volume we didn't think it was so funny.

And that's how Davros got on the sex offenders register

Robyn met a lovely lady in the comic shop today, but is very tired and feels swamped with work.

Wow my Wonderwoman costume is convincing.

Today I have lived by bread alone.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 15 2010, 8:30 PM GMT

Robyn met a lovely lady in the comic shop today, but is very tired and feels swamped with work.

Coincidently I read a lovely comic in the 'lady' shop.

I'm back from the jungle, dudeslingers. Prepare to welcome excitement back into your miserable lives.

Quote: David Bussell @ November 15 2010, 10:49 PM GMT

I'm back from the jungle, dudeslingers. Prepare to welcome excitement back into your miserable lives.

Welcome back.

Are you Mrs David Bussell yet?

Quote: David Bussell @ November 15 2010, 10:49 PM GMT

I'm back from the jungle, dudeslingers. Prepare to welcome excitement back into your miserable lives.

But it only just started. Have you been evicted already?

Shopping for Christmas cards, and came accross this beaut :D

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Quote: Chappers @ November 15 2010, 11:05 PM GMT

But it only just started. Have you been evicted already?

LOL!

Welcome back Dave. Hope you had a nice holiday.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 15 2010, 11:10 PM GMT

Shopping for Christmas cards, and came accross this beaut :D

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Great, a card celebrating entombing a pet in a snowman.

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