Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 15 2010, 9:59 AM GMTYOU'RE a tramp. Trampy.
Ah it's these high brow debates I enjoy engaging with you Nats 
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Quote: Gavin @ November 15 2010, 10:10 AM GMTAh it's these high brow debates I enjoy engaging with you Nats
I'm dead clever, mee.
For some reason I have the body form song stuck in my head, and keep having to go into the kitchen to shout. "Whooooooooooooooooooooooaaa Body form." Most embarrassing.
Ellie has a cut on her hand from her accident which won't heal.
Go to the doctor!
It's because I am too active... Bootcamp this morning opened it up again.
Quote: Gavin @ November 15 2010, 10:16 AM GMTFor some reason I have the body form song stuck in my head, and keep having to go into the kitchen to shout. "Whooooooooooooooooooooooaaa Body form." Most embarrassing.
I keep singing "on the road again." not as embarrassing but still very anoying.
Just got an email saying that my most local open mic night is closing down, which means the area is slightly less saturated now. I am quite tempted to talk to the venue and see about running a monthly one myself. Hm.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2010, 9:31 AM GMTI've just received an invitation to a work-related cocktail party.
"Dress Code: Smart."
That's a first for me. Any idea what it means? If it involves not wearing jeans I may have a problem.
Wear a smart dress.
Quote: Loopey @ November 15 2010, 3:57 PM GMTWear a smart dress.
Lol, can't go wrong with that!
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 15 2010, 9:31 AM GMTI've just received an invitation to a work-related cocktail party.
"Dress Code: Smart."
That's a first for me. Any idea what it means?
Go in a wheelchair, dribble a bit and talk in a generic American accent, telling everyone you're Stephen Hawking.
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Widowed?
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2010, 4:04 PM GMTGo in a wheelchair, dribble a bit and talk in a generic American accent, telling everyone you're Stephen Hawking.
I have wheelchairs and speech aid for hire. Very reasonable rates.
Well there you go, Kev... 
Quote: Tim Walker @ November 15 2010, 4:39 PM GMTWell there you go, Kev...
I might have to lay down some condtions of hire:
No dribbling over chair
Wear incontinence pants
Do not programme speech aid with disgusting words
Do not turbo charge chair
Do not book chair in for a session at 'pimp my ride.'