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You COULD just watch it live...

I am going to mention it in every thread next week, in code.

Quote: zooo @ November 14 2010, 10:43 PM GMT

You COULD just watch it live...

I can't! Teary Dan really really hates it, so to make sure I'm allowed to watch it I record it and fastforward through to the good bits. Makes a 1hr 15 show into less than 20 minutes for the results!

Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2010, 10:47 PM GMT

I am going to mention it in every thread next week, in code.

I'll just stay away when it's on Teary

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 14 2010, 11:10 PM GMT

I can't! Teary Dan really really hates it, so to make sure I'm allowed to watch it I record it and fastforward through to the good bits. Makes a 1hr 15 show into less than 20 minutes for the results!

Ah, that does make sense then!

See? I'm not a TOTAL idiot. Just a bit of one.

Ha!
Just shows they could cut the whole thing down to 20 minutes and lose nothing.

Well, they shouldn't cut out Take That, but apart from them.

I was dead let down by that. What a rubbish song.

Aw, I liked it. Nowhere near as good as Shine, but I think it's more of a grower.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 14 2010, 9:37 PM GMT

X Factor full stop.

Agreed!

Why does anybody really give a toss? It'ss all a con and who's the winner?

Cowell every f**king time!!!

Quote: PhQnix @ November 14 2010, 9:45 PM GMT

Downton Abbey. :P

At least there's some skill and talent on show.

Quote: chipolata @ November 14 2010, 9:46 PM GMT

That's why people are voting to keep him in. It makes a mockery of the whole X Factor.

It's a mockery full stop!!!!!

Quote: zooo @ November 14 2010, 11:20 PM GMT

Ha!
Just shows they could cut the whole thing down to 20 minutes and lose nothing.

Well, they shouldn't cut out Take That, but apart from them.

See - you can tell it's a load of bollocks because (apparently) they had Take Twat on it.

Quote: zooo @ November 14 2010, 11:23 PM GMT

Aw, I liked it. Nowhere near as good as Shine, but I think it's more of a grower.

That's like saying a diarhoea is not good as a solid turd!

Why worry about it, Dave?

He's heading for a heart attack.

Quote: Chappers @ November 15 2010, 12:47 AM GMT

See - you can tell it's a load of bollocks because (apparently) they had Take Twat on it.

F**k off, grandad. :)

Quote: zooo @ November 15 2010, 10:46 AM GMT

F**k off, grandad. :)

Now, now zooo. That's not very lady like.

I like their new song with the rowing.

Yes, it is rather pleasant.

Quote: Gavin @ November 15 2010, 10:52 AM GMT

Now, now zooo. That's not very lady like.

I like their new song with the rowing.

Is that as in arguing? So they're about to split up again?

What exactly do the other 3 do? I know about Barlow and Williams who actually do something but what is the point of William of Orange and the other 2?

Quote: Leevil @ November 15 2010, 3:07 AM GMT

Why worry about it, Dave?

Because it gives me something to worry about.

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