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Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 12 2010, 8:08 PM GMT

I saw a big version of BillWill today
He must have wondered why I stared.

Maybe it was the real Bill but just very close up

No I haven't been outside today, so it was a doppleganger.

He had the look, but not the moves.
I knew it was an imposter

Back from the Canary Islands - relaxed, refreshed, rejuvenated and ready to resume writing snide and begrudging comments about British comedy. :)

So, what's changed in Britain since Monday?

Been missing everyone here. Had an insane week getting Apryl settled into her new school and getting everything sorted out for returning to school in the spring...

Quote: AndreaLynne @ November 13 2010, 12:50 AM GMT

Been missing everyone here.

Nice to hear from you again. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2010, 12:07 AM GMT

So, what's changed in Britain since Monday?

Nothing.
Nick Clegg got more loathsome by the day . . but you could have guessed that I suppose?

Just returned from the weekly Friday Night Happy Hour celebration on the next street. My next-door neighbor invited me over at 6:00 a.m. to watch the Aston Villa match. How can I say no to beer at sunrise?

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2010, 12:07 AM GMT

Back from the Canary Islands - relaxed, refreshed, rejuvenated and ready to resume writing snide and begrudging comments about British comedy. :)

So, what's changed in Britain since Monday?

You returned

We all have to fellate Dave Cameron, there's a lottery to decide which day it's your turn. You should be getting your card in the post

Oh and to make money England is now renamed "Sunny D is yummy and good for you land"

Typical of this bloody country. I should never have returned after all these years days. Angry

Quote: sootyj @ November 13 2010, 1:06 AM GMT

Oh and to make money England is now renamed "Sunny D is yummy and good for you land"

Please tell me Sunny D hasn't crossed the pond ...

It floated over here like a BP sized oil slick.

Chavs thought it was fruit juice on account of it being kept in fridges

Quote: Tim Walker @ November 13 2010, 1:11 AM GMT

Typical of this bloody country. I should never have returned after all these years days. Angry

Where else you going to go?

I've never tasted Sunny D but I feel the need to apologize. Can't we arrive at an understanding where we won't drink bad/fake beer and you won't drink bad/fake fruit juice?

How are we meant to forgive and forget the outrage of young Britons drinking so much of that putrid "Sunny D" that it turned them orange! Turned them orange, you hear!!??*

(*Unless those stories were made up by British tabloids. Which, thinking about it a bit, they probably were.)

Don't worry Da Butt, Sunny D was a short lived phase the UK coped with. It has been eradicated.

Quote: DaButt @ November 13 2010, 1:02 AM GMT

Nice to hear from you again. :)

Thanks Randy. :)

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