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That reminds me, 2 weeks ago I met a friend for a drink, I got there first and ordered a bottle of wine to share as we normally do, she arrived and said she was on a diet, so I had to drink the bottle myself as she sipped tap water.

Oh for goodness sake. If you go out for lunch then eat what you want. Stupid dieting friends.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 9 2010, 7:41 PM GMT

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That reminds me, 2 weeks ago I met a friend for a drink, I got there first and ordered a bottle of wine to share as we normally do, she arrived and said she was on a diet, so I had to drink the bottle myself as she sipped tap water.

And that time you had 3 friends who didnt turn up....

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 9 2010, 7:41 PM GMT

:) That reminds me, 2 weeks ago I met a friend for a drink, I got there first and ordered a bottle of wine to share as we normally do, she arrived and said she was on a diet, so I had to drink the bottle myself as she sipped tap water.

So you'll insensitively gluggle down a bottle of wine in front of friends but you won't contribute a few pounds to a young mothers leaving gift? What kind of a monster are you?

People pay me to gwet drunk as I am a hilarious drunk

Quote: chipolata @ November 9 2010, 8:13 PM GMT

So you'll insensitively gluggle down a bottle of wine in front of friends but you won't contribute a few pounds to a young mothers leaving gift? What kind of a monster are you?

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I made our administrator cry today too, I'm on a role!

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 9 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

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I made our administrator cry today too, I'm on a role!

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Go Angie! :D

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 9 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

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I made our administrator cry today too, I'm on a role!

What do you do?

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 9 2010, 7:41 PM GMT

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That reminds me, 2 weeks ago I met a friend for a drink, I got there first and ordered a bottle of wine to share as we normally do, she arrived and said she was on a diet, so I had to drink the bottle myself as she sipped tap water.

I bet you were gutted!

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 9 2010, 7:11 PM GMT

'Friends' that ask you to lunch and when you get there they tell you they are on a diet so are only drinking Green Tea, they then proceed to stare longing at your food.

Stop staring at my food, if you're hungry eat something, damn it!

You didn't eat in front of them did you? How could you?

England v Australia is on Sky

Manchester United getting treated differntly to everyone else.

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ November 12 2010, 11:52 PM GMT

England v Australia is on Sky

Angry I know.

Had to watch the Welsh match (which I did enjoy) but was annoyed not being able to watch my own country play!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 13 2010, 4:45 PM GMT

Angry I know.

Had to watch the Welsh match (which I did enjoy) but was annoyed not being able to watch my own country play!

Suppose I'd better watch the All-Blacks.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Quote: Spaceball1 @ November 14 2010, 6:08 PM GMT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're from Scotland: your views on cricket count for naught.

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