*covers nostrils*
The Apprentice - Series 6 Page 19
You could get DP'd... one in each nostril!
Oh lawks.
Maybe that's why Fearne Cotton's nostrils are so big...
This thread has gone off on a rather pleasing tangent. 
Quote: zooo @ November 11 2010, 2:59 PM GMTOh lawks.
Maybe that's why Fearne Cotton's nostrils are so big...
I expect so. Obviously, you wouldn't say that without proof.
Oh there's proof. Just ask Keith Lemon.
Are they that big? F**k nose?
Anyway thank God Alex, the token bumbling buffoon, has gone. He made David Brent look like top management material.
Quote: Juan Kerr @ November 11 2010, 8:22 PM GMTAre they that big? F**k nose? Anyway thank God Alex, the token bumbling buffoon, has gone. He made David Brent look like top management material.
He's a sad loss to the show. The more self aware and competent a contestant, the less entertaining they are.
Quote: chipolata @ November 11 2010, 8:33 PM GMTHe's a sad loss to the show. The more self aware and competent a contestant, the less entertaining they are.
I take youre point - although a 'sad loss' seems a little strong. Fear not ...there are several more f**kwits remaining. I personally think Alex was beyond being bearable. I've worked with enough people in years gone by just like him.
Stuart Baggs is even more 'Brentish' in my opinion.
I want both Christopher and Chris to go. Christopher because of his beliefs behind the advert, and Chris because his face doesn't move.
Quote: Juan Kerr @ November 11 2010, 9:03 PM GMTStuart Baggs is even more 'Brentish' in my opinion.
He's probably the last great character in there. After him the rest are just low level tits.
Quote: veedeeplex @ November 12 2010, 2:34 AM GMTI want both Christopher and Chris to go. Christopher because of his beliefs behind the advert, and Chris because his face doesn't move.
The one behind the advert is incredibly monotone. But I reckon he'll get all the way through to the interview stage. Maybe further.
I agree with your comments re Baggs being the last 'character'. Once he's gone it will simply become a 'bitchfest' in the race to the finish.
Finally caught up with this week's episode. I thought Germinator was going to win, and that Marine Christopher was going to go. Alex was the right person to get rid of.
How on earth is Laura still in? She is the only contestant ever to take no orders for goods and she's made it through to week 7...
She did f**k all in this week's task. She couldn't even do an impression of a germ with Stuart.
Perhaps because Lord Shagger has decided he's going to make sure she wins, so he can have his wicked way back at HQ.