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Bourbons
The American whiskey-swigging arm of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Whicker
For those devoted to great globe-trotting journalists
Islam
To those who recognise and acknowledge that another persons young sheep meat belongs to them
Breastbyterians
Generally, although not exclusively, male followers of the faith of the worship of mammary glands.
Mothology
Nocturnal cult that headbang lightbulbs.
The Sunscreeners
Who take the lyrics of Baz Luhrmann's "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" as divinely inspired. Most often spotted dancing, singing and being kind to their knees in New York City or Northern California.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 11 2010, 11:29 AM GMTThe Sunscreeners
Who take the lyrics of Baz Luhrmann's "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" as divinely inspired. Most often spotted dancing, singing and being kind to their knees in New York City or Northern California.
Kevin Day Adventists
Pay-and-display-gan
Maximum prayer of one hour, with no return within one hour
I am almost a Buddhist!
However my worst idea for a religion would be to worship a fella what lived in the sky.
Quote: Charley @ November 17 2010, 2:11 AM GMTI am almost a Buddhist!
However my worst idea for a religion would be to worship a fella what lived in the sky.
Because you'd rather worship one that lived in your fanny.
Quote: Chappers @ November 17 2010, 2:13 AM GMTBecause you'd rather worship one that lived in your fanny.
Now THATS a religion all should follow.
Quote: Charley @ November 17 2010, 2:15 AM GMTNow THATS a religion all should follow.
Everyone should follow him into your fanny as it's like a cathedral. I understansd the acoustics are magnificent.
Quote: Chappers @ November 17 2010, 2:16 AM GMTEveryone should follow him into your fanny as it's like a cathedral. I understansd the acoustics are magnificent.
Well atleast I have an organ to play. Yours has dropped off with riggomortis or however you spell it.
Rushing Author Docs
Popular religion dedicated to Copious Copy regardless of what grammar they use and without correction to typoes.
Latter day Procrastinists
Extreme group dedicated to leaving everything until the 11th hour before judgement day. Often at odds with the Rushing Author Docs.
Quote: sootyj @ November 9 2010, 4:44 PM GMT1 Church of the litter gay saints.
Polygamists who annoy homosexuals by dropping crisp packets outside their houses.
That would actually annoy me
Are you a Saint then David? 
Obviously, that's a white halo round my head, not a hood.