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Aparently being grossly underprepared goes well for me! This training is going remarkably well, and one inspector just told me it's the best training she's ever had :D

Quote: zooo @ November 10 2010, 9:55 AM GMT

Ha. Better than laughing in your sleep. That's really embarrassing.

I have woken myself up farting in my sleep. Embarassing!!

Have your nipples gone soft yet, Ellie?

Quote: zooo @ November 10 2010, 9:38 AM GMT

Yay! Everyone always seems to have girls.

Not in my family. There have only been a few girls over the last 100 years.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 10 2010, 12:16 PM GMT

Aparently being grossly underprepared goes well for me! This training is going remarkably well, and one inspector just told me it's the best training she's ever had :D

Excellent :) Well done Nats

Quote: chipolata @ November 10 2010, 12:27 PM GMT

Have your nipples gone soft yet, Ellie?

Smarmy

It's very hard to masturbate with all this nipple talk!

Sorry, I meant to say it's VERY easy to...

Continue.

Quote: DaButt @ November 10 2010, 12:45 PM GMT

Not in my family. There have only been a few girls over the last 100 years.

High in testosterone... or you hide the girls and make them dress as men.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 10 2010, 2:52 PM GMT

High in testosterone...

Oh yeh. Cool

I'm in an awesome mood. I don't think I've been this happy in a long time. I think I'm just feeling very positive about the standup.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 10 2010, 3:07 PM GMT

I'm in an awesome mood. I don't think I've been this happy in a long time. I think I'm just feeling very positive about the standup.

Excellent :) good to hear.

Ooh my job has been posted on the intranet. Best apply for that, then.

Screw everything. I want to become a master baker. Although slightly perturbed by the idea of possibly starting my career at Greggs. :/

Quote: Leevil @ November 10 2010, 3:12 PM GMT

Screw everything. I want to become a master baker. Although slightly perturbed by the idea of possibly starting my career at Greggs. :/

I thought you were looking into becoming a baker? Or did I read that in the future?

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