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I read the news today oh boy! Page 273

Quote: Kenneth @ November 9 2010, 8:15 PM GMT

A rather unsavoury story from the States: http://hiphopwired.com/2010/11/05/man-refuses-to-perform-oral-sex-because-of-horrible-vaginal-odor-threatened-with-knife/
Perhaps the wording of the headline makes it NSFW.

That is really disturbing. Imagine being in the room next door to that lot.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2010, 8:26 PM GMT

Serves him right for wearing a dress.

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Quote: sootyj @ November 9 2010, 9:18 PM GMT

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Quote: Tuumble @ November 9 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

Bolt of lightning kills TV giraffe

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11718785

What does a normal giraffe wear though?

Quote: Chappers @ November 9 2010, 9:25 PM GMT

What does a normal giraffe wear though?

Polka Dots ?

or an ex-Military Camouflage suit.

So we can still defend the Falklands, because we have an airfield there. That's reassuring. I mean, it's not as if an aggressor would try to take control of it as their top priority. And it's not as it Argentina has continued to make a claim for the islands. And it's not the case that they've actually invaded in the past.

My guess is that we'll simply give/sell the islands to them, under unfavourable terms, considering we've lost so much bargaining power.

This is the sort of quality news story we need more of.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11718029

Quote: Kenneth @ November 9 2010, 8:15 PM GMT

A rather unsavoury story from the States: http://hiphopwired.com/2010/11/05/man-refuses-to-perform-oral-sex-because-of-horrible-vaginal-odor-threatened-with-knife/
Perhaps the wording of the headline makes it NSFW.

That is gross.

But this made me laugh... "but another man in the room, Adam Watson accepted the free meal." Laughing out loud

She was later arrested and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Her vag does sound pretty deadly.

Gross gross gross.

Women (and men) should pay particular attention to private bits hygeine.

Awesome.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3219297/Streets-named-after-Mario-Bros.html

Ace! I'd want to live on Street Fighter Street. ;) Or maybe not. Might attract the bad crowd.

Street Fighter II Street: Turbo may also send the wrong message.

>And it's not the case that they've actually invaded in the past.

Huh???

They DID, in case you hadn't noticed..

And it cost around 260 British lives and several thousand Argentinian lives to kick them out again.

Quote: billwill @ November 11 2010, 12:52 AM GMT

>And it's not the case that they've actually invaded in the past.

Huh???

They DID, in case you hadn't noticed..

And it cost around 260 British lives and several thousand Argentinian lives to kick them out again.

I noted a hint of sarcasm in Nogget's posting.

What are people's views on the burning of poppies during the two minute silence in London yesterday as part of Remembrance Day. I buy a poppy every year. I don't buy it to support them in Iraq and Afghanistan. The reason for that is because they've volunteered to go there and they shouldn't be there, we're only there due to Tony Blair's obsession with licking George Bush's arse. I buy my poppy as a tribute to them who fought in the Trenches in 1914 and those who stopped Hitler taking over Britain in 1940 and as a result, I think it's terrible that people burnt poppies yesterday.

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