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I read the news today oh boy! Page 272

And shoot horses.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 8 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

Why would he be able to wee on my hair - I won't be holding him above my head...

Did he mention your head?

Quote: Chappers @ November 8 2010, 10:32 PM GMT

Did he mention your head?

Ooh, you are awful . . . but I like you.

Quote: Chappers @ November 8 2010, 10:32 PM GMT

Did he mention your head?

I don't have hair elsewhere.

Quote: EllieJP @ November 9 2010, 10:13 AM GMT

I don't have hair elsewhere.

:O

Well maybe a little bit... not enough for koala wee to get though.

Sick

Stop talking about koalas weeing on people!

I reckon your avatar cat would wee on you. He's so full of wee his eyes are green.

There are worse things in the world than koala urine. Unless you're sooty. Then again, even Terry and June upsets him!

Quote: EllieJP @ November 9 2010, 10:36 AM GMT

I reckon your avatar cat would wee on you. He's so full of wee his eyes are green.

:(

Quote: chipolata @ November 9 2010, 10:36 AM GMT

There are worse things in the world than koala urine. Unless you're sooty. Then again, even Terry and June upsets him!

aparently its disease ridden

i bet you'd love to have terry and june pee@on you together

A rather unsavoury story from the States: http://hiphopwired.com/2010/11/05/man-refuses-to-perform-oral-sex-because-of-horrible-vaginal-odor-threatened-with-knife/
Perhaps the wording of the headline makes it NSFW.

Bolt of lightning kills TV giraffe

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11718785

Quote: Tuumble @ November 9 2010, 8:20 PM GMT

Bolt of lightning kills TV giraffe

Serves him right for wearing a dress.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2010, 8:26 PM GMT

Serves him right for wearing a dress.

Laughing out loud

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