Ok religion is rubbish, believing in a big invisible Derren Brown in the sky. Or being told what to do by a grumpy old geezer in a red dress.
That or blowing yourself up so you can shag 70 virgins, vbut you/re a virgin so what the f**k are you going to do with them anyway?
But we're BCG and I bet we can come up with something way, way, worse.
Sootyj first.
1 Church of the litter gay saints.
Polygamists who annoy homosexuals by dropping crisp packets outside their houses.
2 Bluish
Smurfs who cut the tips of their hats off and avoid bacon.
