quick idea for radio sketches that play on the medium itself.... possibly. bad feedback welcome.
Cheers
Narrator: And now; how not to right a sketch for radio.
Doctor: So Mr smith what can I do for you?
Patient: Well Doctor, it hurts.
Doctor: What hurts?
Patient: It Hurts
Doctor: Well pop your trousers off and we’ll have a look. So where does It hurt?
Patient: There
Doctor: What Here?
Patient: No There
Doctor: There?
Patient: There
Doctor: Oh There
Patient: Ooooh! Yeah, that’s It There
Doctor: I see, and how long has It hurt?
Patient: About this long
Doctor: Oh, that long
Patient: No This long.
Doctor: Oh I see, and do you know how you did It?
Patient: I can’t remember
Doctor: Oh you don’t know?
Patient: No. I can’t remember.
Doctor: Well, I’m going to prescribe a dose of this
Patient: Oh that
Doctor: No this
Patient: Oh This, and how often do I take this?
Doctor: What this? Just take one now, one then, and one at this time. Ok?
Patient: When?
Doctor: Here
Patient: Oh then
Doctor: Yes Then
Patient: Well thank you Doctor.
Doctor: Who Me?
Patient: No You
Doctor: Don’t you want your trousers?
Patient: No. It’s Radio they can’t see me.
Doctor: Oh good that means I can leave mine off.
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