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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 8 2010, 10:27 PM GMT

It just feels so pointless. I don't even know why I'm doing it, and all it ever does is stress me out.

I get the feeling whatever you do in life will stress you out!

'Thank You, David Bussell' was actually going to be the name of the first volume of my memoirs. I'll have to think of something else now.

:D

I didn't get around to brewing any beer yesterday so I'm playing catch up today and tomorrow. I've barely begun and it's almost dark outside at 6 p.m. Angry

I haven't been on much lately, so this is my opportunity to say how hot Ellie's devil avatar is.

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Quote: Badge @ November 9 2010, 1:02 AM GMT

I haven't been on much lately, so this is my opportunity to say how hot Ellie's devil avatar is.

As AC/DC once sang, "Hell ain't no bad place to be."

Cliff Richard once sang about a certain woman...

Carrie?

Today, rather early, I learned that sometimes problems just go away of their own accord.

Here's a comedy example from Mitchell & Webb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYmXiP0-PnA

Tired. Sick of typing. Eyes hurt. Right teste aches for some reason. Have to clean dogshit off shoe tomorrow. Could do with a hug.

Bleeurgh f**k it. Night.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 9 2010, 3:23 AM GMT

Tired. Sick of typing. Eyes hurt. Right teste aches for some reason. Have to clean dogshit off shoe tomorrow. Could do with a hug.

I'll hug your shitty shoe, but not your teste.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2010, 3:24 AM GMT

I'll hug your shitty shoe, but not your teste.

You're a wise man Mr Murphy. My teste isn't in the most tactile of moods.

UPDATE: I've just discovered the problem - it was twisted on its stalk. I've just manually-manipulated it back into its natural position and the aching has already subsided.

I wonder if women have this problem with their tits? Do they sometimes discover their breasts have inexplicably tied themselves into a complex reef knot, and then have to spend several minutes unpicking them for the sake of comfort? I think not. Angry

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 9 2010, 3:39 AM GMT

I wonder if women have this problem with their tits? Do they sometimes discover their breasts have inexplicably tied themselves into a complex reef knot, and then have to spend several minutes unpicking them for the sake of comfort? I think not.

You thunk wrong. Follow the http link below for (not safe for work) graphic proof.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2138/1276104139724.jpg

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