Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 8 2010, 10:27 PM GMTIt just feels so pointless. I don't even know why I'm doing it, and all it ever does is stress me out.
I get the feeling whatever you do in life will stress you out!
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'Thank You, David Bussell' was actually going to be the name of the first volume of my memoirs. I'll have to think of something else now.
I didn't get around to brewing any beer yesterday so I'm playing catch up today and tomorrow. I've barely begun and it's almost dark outside at 6 p.m. 
I haven't been on much lately, so this is my opportunity to say how hot Ellie's devil avatar is.
Hi, Badge! 
Quote: Badge @ November 9 2010, 1:02 AM GMTI haven't been on much lately, so this is my opportunity to say how hot Ellie's devil avatar is.
As AC/DC once sang, "Hell ain't no bad place to be."
Cliff Richard once sang about a certain woman...
Carrie?
Today, rather early, I learned that sometimes problems just go away of their own accord.
Here's a comedy example from Mitchell & Webb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYmXiP0-PnA
Tired. Sick of typing. Eyes hurt. Right teste aches for some reason. Have to clean dogshit off shoe tomorrow. Could do with a hug.
Bleeurgh f**k it. Night.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 9 2010, 3:23 AM GMTTired. Sick of typing. Eyes hurt. Right teste aches for some reason. Have to clean dogshit off shoe tomorrow. Could do with a hug.
I'll hug your shitty shoe, but not your teste.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 9 2010, 3:24 AM GMTI'll hug your shitty shoe, but not your teste.
You're a wise man Mr Murphy. My teste isn't in the most tactile of moods.
UPDATE: I've just discovered the problem - it was twisted on its stalk. I've just manually-manipulated it back into its natural position and the aching has already subsided.
I wonder if women have this problem with their tits? Do they sometimes discover their breasts have inexplicably tied themselves into a complex reef knot, and then have to spend several minutes unpicking them for the sake of comfort? I think not.
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 9 2010, 3:39 AM GMTI wonder if women have this problem with their tits? Do they sometimes discover their breasts have inexplicably tied themselves into a complex reef knot, and then have to spend several minutes unpicking them for the sake of comfort? I think not.
You thunk wrong. Follow the http link below for (not safe for work) graphic proof.