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Thank You, David Bussell. Page 2

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ November 8 2010, 4:58 PM GMT

*doesn't really know what's going on*

It's the latest episode of a subtextual soap opera that's been going on for years and is, in my opinion, the most entertaining thing about the BCG.

*wonders what's been happening in the BCG*

*logs out*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ November 8 2010, 5:23 PM GMT

*wonders what's been happening in the BCG*

*logs out*

John, you called while I was out!

Can I just take this opportunity to implore you all to ignore the malicious person who is going around telling people I'm an insecure, arrogant, bitter old ex-drunk wannabe writer, with deep unresolved psychological problems.

This is, of course, malicious nonsense and the person (if one call describe such scum as human) is obviously just massively jealous of me and my additional material writing credit on BBC Three. Fortunately, I'm man enough to rise above this loser's bile and laugh the matter off until I am powerful enough to destroy them via my vast influence.

Oh, and thank you David Bussell, for calling me "a short-arsed deluded pig f**ker, with all the comedic ability of a dog turd smeared in 'loser' sauce...". :)

*shakes fist at Tim's BBC Three additional material writing credit.*

*wonders if this trumps my discovery home and health appearance*

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 8 2010, 5:15 PM GMT

and is, in my opinion, the most entertaining thing about the BCG.

I'm with you. It's like Hollyoaks but sexier.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 8 2010, 7:56 PM GMT

I'm with you. It's like Hollyoaks but sexier.

This from someone who's been to a BCG meet? :O

I kept my eyes closed.

You must be able to sense the sexual tension though. You could cut it with a sexy knife.

I just made sure I hugged Ellie a lot after she'd had a few... ;)

You missed the Nat/Ellie/Ange spank-fest this year. I'm not even lying. Oh and the boobie art. I still have pictures :D

Good times.

Never mind, at least I've got a copy of the hidden "Ladies Toilet Cam" footage. (Thanks, sootyj, btw.)

Quote: Nat Wicks @ November 8 2010, 8:06 PM GMT

You missed the Nat/Ellie/Ange spank-fest this year. I'm not even lying. Oh and the boobie art. I still have pictures :D

Please forward copies to lucius@creepy-despicable-shits-r-us.com without delay.

Laughing out loud

Quote: bigfella @ November 8 2010, 7:47 PM GMT

*shakes fist at Tim's BBC Three additional material writing credit.*

*has trumped on discovery home and health appearance*

blinding Fern Cotton temporairly

I saw that!

I don't know what is going on either, but have taken my pants off in anticipation.

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